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1986 gave us to very iconic movies and I’m so glad it did
someone please sing this
(submitted)
Suddenly Seymour V2
Lift up your ass
I know that you got one
Here, put on cutout chaps
Get movin right away
Show me that ass
As round as a cheese wheel
I know that you’re straight
But you’ve made us all gay
Suddenly Seymour
Is thicker than oatmeal
He don’t need no padding
He don’t have to pretend
Suddenly Seymour
Is here to provide you
His fat cheeks clapping
Seymour’s your friend
Nobody ever
Had an ass quite that thick
First boyfriend left early
Second’s ass quality was poor
I’d meet a thiccy and I’d,
Follow him blindly
He’s snap his fingers,
Me, I’d say, sure
Suddenly Seymour
Is standing beside me
He don’t give me orders,
He don’t deprive me of that cake
Suddenly Seymour
Is here to provide me.
His fat cheeks clapping,
Seymour’s my friend.
Tell me this feelin’
Will last for forever
Tell me the flat times
Are clean washed away
Please understand
That it’s still strange and mystefyin’
For average cake like I have
It so hard to say
Suddenly Seymour
(Suddenly Seymour)
His clapping cheeks blind me
(His clapping cheeks blind you)
Suddenly seymour
(Suddenly Seymour)
Showed me his ass can
(Yes, it can)
Be infinitely thicker
The power that’s inside him
Fat cheeks clapping
Fat cheeks clapping
Fat cheeks clapping
Fat cheeks clapping
His fat cheeks clapping
Seymour’s my man
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o .. oh my goodness … there is a song now …
i am being winded right now that you compared him to a CHEESE WHEEL of all things im WHEEZING .. and the ending fdhuihsudfhHFDSUIFDHUGFH i cant believe this
RAHHH MY HUSBAND IS SO TALENTED
FEED ME, SEYMOUR ;(!
(Just some traditional art!!)