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summary⇢ what’s a girl to do when her sweet, innocent baby lab partner isn’t quite so sweet and innocent? well, he’s a grown-ass man, and you’re about to learn that the hard way. pairing⇢ jungkook/reader word count⇢ 97.1k rating⇢ 18+
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summary⇢ what’s a girl to do when her sweet, innocent baby lab partner isn’t quite so sweet and innocent? well, he’s a grown-ass man, and you’re about to learn that the hard way. pairing⇢ jungkook/reader word count⇢ 97.1k rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | humor | college!au | fuckboi!au | fratboy!au
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I am so late to this party, but man am I glad I made it. This loose retelling of my spring semester freshman year amazing story is SO funny and SO unhinged I could not put it down. The joke/pop culture reference density is high, and I'm so glad I read this while alone because I squealed in delight and laughed out loud more times than I can count.
JK is a menace. OC is also a menace. This supporting cast- so many menaces!! (TAEHYUNG, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, I AM DEAD). OT7 each have very strong, unique voices, and I loved the cameos from other idols throughout.
The general fraternity antics had me rolling. Particularly the very fun mentions of backstory/side plots (the flamingo! pooping in the dishwasher! jello wrestling!). Idk if nostalgic is the right feeling, but it all rang very true to my own experience in this world and was extremely hilarious.
Somehow, between all the silliness, is a very sweet developing central relationship with, like, actual emotional stakes. Even when JK and OC are at odds or being ridiculous, I was still rooting for them. Their rollercoaster is by no means going to rip your heart to shreds, but their relationship has the perfect amount of tension, conflict, and growth. There are also some really genuine friendships that hold everything together, and I loved seeing Namjoon and OC support each other.
Ashley is a genius, and this story was everything I wanted and more.
summary⇢ what’s a girl to do when her sweet, innocent baby lab partner isn’t quite so sweet and innocent? well, he’s a grown-ass man, and you’re about to learn that the hard way. pairing⇢ jungkook/reader word count⇢ 97.1k rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | humor | college!au | fuckboi!au | fratboy!au
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Ok was that big hit statement made up? I never wanted yoongi to have to explain himself or apologize for something so obvious. I just woke up and heard and went to check and it’s not on their site and the song is still up? I hope that statement wasn’t from them.
idk...like i said, i only saw an article that said bighit said that, and bighit usually releases their own statements through their own channels. also, like you and i have both discovered, the song is still up 🤔 i only have spotify, tho, so who knows. in any case, i’m kind of done with this topic. i said what i said *in my nene voice*
if the sample was used thoughtlessly--simply because someone thought it sounded cool and/or didn’t do their proper research--then shame on them, and yes they should apologize. but if it was chosen to help further his message, i don’t think he has anything to be sorry about. i refuse to censor this man using an artform that was entirely created out of the desire and need to be heard. and imo, even if we weren’t talking about the hip hop genre, whether it was a painting or a photograph or a movie or whatever--art should never be censored anyway! art always has intention, and always has a statement that it is trying to convey. so long as it is directed towards the right audience (i.e., mature themes are intended for adult consumption, not children’s), then we should not be trying to quiet it.
“BTS’ Suga thanks COVID-19 for letting him finish his mixtape, which includes a Jim Jones sample.”
there’s a few things i want to touch down on here.
first of all, if you don’t know who jim jones is, i want to refer you to this article. jim jones was a cult leader who coerced a mass suicide and mass murder of 918 commune members, 304 of them children, almost all by cyanide-poisoned kool-aid. he made all these people believe that there was no better life out there, and that they would be beter off killing themselves. the actions of this man were disgusting and lead to the greatest loss of american life (until the september 11 attacks on the world trade center). it is also important to mention that 68% of jonestown residents were black, so it’s well known that jim jones was anti-black. check out his wikipedia page for a detailed recounting of all the events that led up to the mass suicide, and what happened afterwards.
now. let’s get to the point.
i’ve seen people on twitter cancel yoongi left and right, calling him a traitor, claiming he’s anti-black, and many other things, all for using a jim jones sample on one of his tracks. i get that people might be upset or outraged when they found out about the sampling, but there’s something you should know. rappers all over the world, no matter their skin color, ethnicity, gender, etc. have been known to sample controversial speeches to rebuke, criticize and mock the speakers. check out this wikipedia page for some examples.
not only was jim jones anti-black, he was also anti-korean. what do you think? is posed as a rhetorical question to westerners who think less of foreign and non-white artists. yoongi is rapping about how he became famous in a white artist dominated music industry, and how westerners feel threatened by that. he included the sample on his track to indirectly compare racist westerners to jim jones. he does not, in any way, condone jim jones’ actions. please check out this twitter thread by user @/TEARPNG.
i also want to ask, you were all so quick to throw yoongi under the bus, but where was the same energy when post malone released beerbongs & bentleys? there is an interlude on that track called ‘jonestown (interlude)’ of which the lyrics are below. post malone receives no criticism over this, but yoongi gets a full wave of hate over him for using a jim jones sample meant to criticize racists?
and it’s not only post malone, there are plenty other artists out there who have referred back to jonestown, or jim jones himself, by sampling it in their lyrics. if you don’t believe me, please click here.
all i’m saying is, y’all are getting your panties up in a twist for nothing. there are far more important things to pay attention to right now. yoongi can wait, innocent black people who are getting killed by supremacist police in the usa cannot.
sign these petitions (x, x, x, x — if you’re not from the usa and need a zipcode to sign, check this tweet or look up us zipcodes online). if you are able to, please donate to the gofundme of george floyd’s family here. donations can also be made here if you scroll to the bottom of the page. if you’re an american citizen and you’re participating in the protests, please check these threads (x, x, x) on how to keep yourself safe! for other ways to help, check out this carrd.
and last but not least, say. their. names.
good girl | kth
summary⇢ you don’t really know much about kim taehyung. what you do know is that he’s your handsome coworker and that, since you just accidentally sent him a nude, you’re good and royally fucked. pairing⇢ taehyung/reader word count⇢ 3.5k rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | office!au warnings⇢ sexual content, pwp, dom!tae, taehyung wearing ties and glasses and just basically looking like a whole entire all-you-can-eat buffet, rough sex, cumplay, hair pulling, panty stuffing, improper tie use, i have no excuse for any of this except i was thoroughly in my feelings 😔
a/n⇢ maybe one day i’ll expand on this and make it an actual thing but right now i have no!!!patience for any sort of plot, i gotta get this outta my system 😭i apologize for this 😭mood is this song 😭
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