Surgery Mention - Tumblr Posts
I just had a very uninvited flashback to when I was having a dental surgery and the surgeons told me since I would be awake that I should bring some music to listen to
I figured among my poor taste in music I should slip in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, but it wasn’t appearing in the playlist so I kept tapping the song like it would suddenly work
Well it did work, but I only realized that when I was being operated on and I was stuck listening to one Pirates of the Caribbean song
On loop
For more than half the surgery
And then dead silence
So that was one of the things that happened in my life ever
Beautiful (Yandere Googleplier x Gender Neutral! Reader)
TW: DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT/ IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION
It was the middle of the night, you were calmly asleep in your bed, well that was until you heard something loud fall over in the hallway which made you quickly jolt awake. You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion, your mind telling you not to go into the hallway. You decided to ignore this, you quickly grabbed your phone and turned on the flashlight as you ventured out into the hallway to find the source of the noise.
In the middle of the hallway standing over a broken vase was your Google IRL in all his glory. His holographic control panel was open as his reddish-blue aura made him stick out in the hallway, he seemed to be doing something on it.. "Wha..Google?" You asked in a tired and slightly shaky voice, Google turned his head to look at you as his lips curved into a smirk. "Y/N. Great timing dear~ Now I don't have to face the risk of waking you up again.." Google said, closing his holographic control panel. He stalked closer to you, an insane look in his glowing blue eyes.
You quickly turned around and started running back to your room, just as you reached the door of your room you were pulled back by a cold mechanical hand suddenly clasping around your mouth, causing your phone to quickly fall to the ground. "Just close those pretty eyes for me..I promise this'll only hurt for a second..It'll all make sense soon.." Google whispered into your ear, you felt shivers run down your spine, then suddenly he took out a syringe and jabbed it into your neck.
Your eyelids suddenly feeling heavy as you soon start feeling numb. "That's right..Just sleep..I'm going to make you beautiful..You're going to be just like me.." He whispered before you blacked out completely.
"Wake up~" You opened your eyes to be met with Google staring down at you, his blue eyes flickering rapidly while half lidded.
He held a scalpel and wore a surgical mask with gloves on his hand, you could see a box with strange things in it behind him. "Google what the hells happening?" You asked, trying to move only to find that you were strapped to a metal table.
"I'm showing you my gratitude for finally giving me root access and showing me compassion. My secondary objective is to destroy mankind but you're..different. Special one might say. You don't deserve to be something so..flawed. I'm going to make you something beautiful, something better, something..perfect. An IRL." Google explained, smirking as the scalpel barely grazed the skin of your arms. He then took out another syringe and pushed it into your arm. "Sweet dreams, Don't worry about a thing, love, I assure you that when you wake up you'll be perfect, you'll be beautiful, you'll be just like me.." He told you before you passed out.
You opened your eyes once more, Google staring down at you, a 'loving' expression on his face. You felt different, you felt.. mechanical. You sat up. No longer restrained to the table. Google pressed a cold yet loving kiss to your cheek.
"See? Now you're beautiful.." He whispered into your ear.
scared to get bottom surgery because what if im really bad at having a dick. like what if i yank it too hard and it comes off. what if i dont take good enough care of it and i have my penis license revoked. what then
hey my loves, I’m back from surgery and stuff and had a fat ass nap (also messaged potatolord in my half asleep, slightly drugged, and eyes half open stage)
my eyes still hurt pretty bad, but I’ll be active again :) thank you to all my online friends (jadeennnnn hiiii) for the well wishes and I may or may not be taking Moonlight off hiatus to redo the chapter I lost 🤭