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Would it be a bad idea to start writing a journal for archeologists to find thousands of years in the future that contains only slightly true facts about our culture just to confuse them? Have people already been doing this? Is everything we know about the ancient world just a funny prank they pulled on us?

…did the ancient Egyptians prank us by making us think they were furries?

I just had a very uninvited flashback to when I was having a dental surgery and the surgeons told me since I would be awake that I should bring some music to listen to

I figured among my poor taste in music I should slip in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, but it wasn’t appearing in the playlist so I kept tapping the song like it would suddenly work

Well it did work, but I only realized that when I was being operated on and I was stuck listening to one Pirates of the Caribbean song

On loop

For more than half the surgery

And then dead silence

So that was one of the things that happened in my life ever

If spiders were the size of huskys would they be more or less terrifying ?

We're told not to except sweets from strangers yet on Halloween it's highly encouraged.

If we can't see air does that mean fish can't see water?

okay i understand people thirsting for cyana but that man's intimidating aura made me reach for my water

🤣🤣

unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

Do you think like, teenaged vampires have the weirdest vocabulary possible?? A mix of gen z pop culture and their parents Victorian accents would make them say the most absurd shit

(I tried to think of something fanciful and victorian to say paired with some outdated meme, but all I can think of is the middle schooler across from me today when I was drawing in a public space, muttering “slay” very loudly to himself over and over again for three hours)

They say that your eyes are windows into your soul; well I can’t read.

WAIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS “first cousin, once removed” DOES THAT NOT MEAN THE COUSIN WAS DISOWNED FOR A BIT??? BEFORE BEING LET BACK IN???

Slime: *looks angry, then proceeds to fall off a cliff*

My brain: yeah me too bud

Cue me audibly gasping: DID YOU JUST EXPLODE

Sometimes, you decide to replay a game because there’s a sequel coming out soon, and you realize that using the last brain cell you have to not cry at the ending because you’ve been up for 36 hours, is something you probably shouldn’t do

Would everyone, if they got the chance to go back in time and talk with their past self about stuff, just straight up hate them??? Is that a common thread??? The amount of times I’ve heard people talking about wanting to punch their past selves makes me rethink my life choices. I’d bully them but I think we’d be buds :(((

Get you a best friend that would believe you 100% if you told them you time travelled

Wearing mismatched socks to a fancy restaurant is a power move

Don’t have friends. You’ll ask them to give you their playlists, then they just pause for a moment, before asking you if you know what vore is. And you, naturally, respond with “OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT VORE IS, WHY IS THAT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS”

why do people always worry n time travel au’s?? just fake amnesia?? what do you think the cops gonna do, YOU DONT EXIST THEY CANT PROVE IT

I’m like 93% sure there’s a ghost who lives in my closet, and I’ve lovingly dubbed them closet ghost. No I will not explain

Entering a depressive episode is never fun. You think about the last time this happened, but you’re too tired to remember. You’re too tired to think of any coping mechanism that you or your therapist have ever came up with. And you start to go through the motions of life on autopilot. You don’t realize you’re in this state for weeks, until someone who you care about convinces you to take a break, and you can’t even give them that. So you keep on going until what, color starts to come in again? It’s easier? You think it’s never going to get easier again, and it’s all hopeless.

So you say, “I’ll do it for him” the reason you didn’t realize You were in an episode, because he made you want to do things. And you’ll take a god damn break because missing one day of your life being an anxious pile of goo is what you deserve. You deserve a break.

The mentality of “I’m a villain, but I’m not a monster” is such a wild thing, considering the opposite sentiment has been true for such a long time. Cause screw “I’m a monster, but I’m not a villain” heroes are garbage