Swoons - Tumblr Posts

10 years ago

"[...]a cross between a penguin and a pandabloodybear?"


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1 year ago

Floyd " Shrimpy's not that mad at me." Yuu doesn't show up to Floyd'd basket ball game. Floyd " Oh no Shrimpy is mad at me! I need to do something."

There is now an entire eel, way to big for your bed draped across it and covered in rose petals with a shrimp in his mouth, seductively. Mucus is dripping into your mattress. Paul Blart Mall Cop is playing for your new date starting now.


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7 months ago
Viathe Abbeys Instagramstory (aug. 2, 2024)

via the abbey’s instagram story (aug. 2, 2024)


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7 months ago
The Absolute Chokehold This Woman Has On Me Dear Gods
The Absolute Chokehold This Woman Has On Me Dear Gods
The Absolute Chokehold This Woman Has On Me Dear Gods

the absolute chokehold this woman has on me dear gods

📸: rafaela urbanin (source) (source 2)


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Very Boyfriend Of Him
Very Boyfriend Of Him

very boyfriend of him


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[open The Pics For Better Quality]
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"Let me take care of you."

I couldn't decide which version I preferred so here you have all of them... 😇


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1 year ago

*sighs dreamily* 😍😍😍

...he's so PRETTY HELP ME

...he's So PRETTY HELP ME
...he's So PRETTY HELP ME

You guys don't understand just how stunning this man is to me


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3 years ago

Look at these blushing, bulging BABES. For real.

Got More Discord Clean Ups For Y'all~
Got More Discord Clean Ups For Y'all~
Got More Discord Clean Ups For Y'all~

Got more discord clean ups for y'all~


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7 months ago

that "where'd you think you're going?" as they grab your hips and start fucking into you rougher >>>


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6 months ago
Seize Volume 1 January 1967
Seize Volume 1 January 1967

Seize Volume 1 January 1967


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1 year ago

hi helloo i've been wanting to tell you just how obsessed I am with your writing!! 🙏 especially your gale and mystra ones?! you portray their dynamic with such nuance it's like crack 2 me... it's influenced how i view gale and it makes him so much more interesting to play around with >:) (your post about act 3 mystra romantically pursuing gale was what got me absolutely hooked. the last line killed me💔)

also i love seeing your tags on my gale mystra art like. you get exactly what I was going for !! you're the first to comment about their heights and hands which i was hoping someone would notice!! ahh i'm incredibly flattered :') it motivates me to draw them more hehe. anyways this is so long but thank you for all your writing i absolutely love reading it💞

screams… thank u so much…

I genuinely feel the same way about your artwork, all of ur choices feel so intentional and ur symbolism is so specific (im drooling thinkin about gale’s kneeling position in ur last piece) I’m always so excited to sit with ur pieces and pick them apart for that kinda stuff. looking at ur art is so uniquely rewarding; you have such incredible skill and I feel blessed ur using it to put gale art into the world

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again! We have the same mystra brainworm! I feel so lucky to be stuck in this endless gale/mystra feedback/motivation loop with you bc ur commentary motivates me as well >:) much love!! 💟💟


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