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Floyd " Shrimpy's not that mad at me." Yuu doesn't show up to Floyd'd basket ball game. Floyd " Oh no Shrimpy is mad at me! I need to do something."

There is now an entire eel, way to big for your bed draped across it and covered in rose petals with a shrimp in his mouth, seductively. Mucus is dripping into your mattress. Paul Blart Mall Cop is playing for your new date starting now.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

*slides you a gay twenty* Could I get some headcanons with Rika when we’re the champion of the Paldea region, I can only imagine how she would flirt and tease us when no one is watching. Thank you for your work man. 🫡

BLESSED I LOVE THIS SO GODDAMN MUCH AHH. Teasing and flirty Rika is the way to the future good LORD

Warnings: fluffy, teasing Rika bc shes a LITTLE SHIT, flirty Rika, this was really cute, suggestive as hell at the end shEESH, sly Rika, MC! GN! Reader, Rika is a simp what can I say, SPOILERS FOR THE END OF SCARLET AND VIOLET

Character: Rika of the elite 4

Requests: OPEN

congrats on becoming the champion of Paldea and conquering not only Geeta’s pokemon, but also Rika’s heart

I am a firm believer of the fact that Rika would have started developing a crush on you as you meet throughout your journey

Cmon she goes to the top of the MOUNTAIN to go see the MC shes so GAY

So safe to say she already had some feelings

When you kicked her ass in battle???

Boy oh boy she was about to fall over and swoon for you

But of course Rika manages to keep her cool as she usually does but its safe to say it’s getting rather hard for her to hold back her affections towards you

It comes to a boiling point after you defeat Geeta and officially claim your title of champion

Rika is the first to congratulate you and sees you outside with Geeta when Nemona comes running up to you to challenge you to a battle

After your rival yells for you to meet her in Mesagoza for a battle, Rika offers to be the one to escort you there with a cheeky grin on her face

Her excuse is that she wants to watch the newest champion duke it out with another champion

And while she isn’t lying, she also simply wants to be alone with you

In my opinion Rika’s flirting is incredibly sly and she won’t become super obvious unless you are incredibly oblivious or if you start to reciprocate her affections

So as she walks you to the city, she offers you her arm

“What? I don’t want our newest champion to fall behind or trip on anything on the way to the city.”

As you walk Rika begins to ask you details about your journey despite knowing a lot of those answers

Hassel cant keep his mouth shut about you since he’s extremely proud so Rika got a lot of information through him

She definitely prodded him for information as well so Hassel became the first person to learn about her crush

Hes been waiting for this moment on GOD

Rika wants to know every last detail

Which gym did you challenge first?

What was the first pokemon you caught?

What region did you move to Paldea from?

What is your favourite pokemon type?

It’s almost like your interview again but a hell of a lot more casual and laid back

When you get to Mesagoza, Nemona notices your fingers intertwined with Rika’s

Because somehow you went from holding Rika’s arm to holding her hand

Which definitely wasnt Rika’s fault

Oh it so was

Nemona was the second to learn of Rika’s crush on you, especially as Rika squeezed you hand before letting you go and battle your rival

Despite the fierceness of your battle, Rika’s gaze on you was hard to miss as she seemed far more interested in you compared to the actual pokemon that were battling

Poppy kept tugging on Rika’s hand and shirt, asking why she wasn’t paying attention to the battle

When Poppy noticed exactly who Rika’s gaze was on she almost shouted to you to let you know that good ol’ Rika was staring

Rika had to cover her mouth and promise to buy her icecream for a week so the kid wouldn’t say anything

And so Poppy was the 3rd to know about Rika’s not so little crush on you

After your battle with Nemona concluded Rika walked up to you with a slight smirk

In her head she was panicking, her palms were sweaty inside her gloves and she was trying to keep the flush from her face

But, she managed to keep her cool and congratulate you on your win

She takes your hand, looking your in the eyes as she bends down, pressing a sweet kiss to the back of it as she winks at you

Your face grows hot as you look at Rika, silent

Thankfully, you don’t have to speak up and she does the talking for you and all you have to do is say yes

“Well then, since our lovely champion Nemona got to steal your time with a battle. Would you mind if I got to steal you away for a romantic dinner, my treat of course.”

And that was how you found yourself dining with Rika, and maybe even tangled in the sheets of her bed at the end of the night

Safe to say, your first date with the ground type elite 4 trainer was successful

Reblogs are always appreciated <3

Oh ! for Dadzawa could you do him waking up one morning, he hears noise coming from the kitchen and sees his unofficial children making him breakfast, Eri,(Name),Shinsou and Mirio

Unofficial?

I mean, they practically live with him soooo

Unofficial-Official children?

IDK - this idea is cute as hell tho.

~ Dari

Aizawa Shouta was a pro hero, he’s done and seen a lot of things. He’s a hard-ass that has beaten villains so bad that they’ve retired, he’s ripped people’s carreers to shreds, he’s been beaten and near death and still got back up.

He was a stone-cold son of a bitch.

Well, at least, that was what he was trying to tell himself to keep his heart from melting into a puddle.

“Like this, Eri - chan.” Your soft, sweet voice chimed.

Donning a pastel apron, you had Eri on your hip as you carefully cracked an egg into a large bowl.

With her snow white hair pulled back, she looked adorable, even more so while she stuck out her tongue in concentration. Fumbling with the egg, she managed to crack it, taking care not to let the shell fall in.

“I did it!” She squeaked, giggling happily.

Aizawa didn’t know how much of this he could take, it was way too cute.

“Nice job.” Hitoshi praised from the stove, turning around to dispense some eggs on a set plate.

“Now what do we do?” Eri inquired you as you set her down on Mirio’s lap.

“We mix it.” You hummed, lifting the whisk to begin combining what was in the bowl. “Until it comes together like this.”

The little girl gave a small gasp, placing her hands on her cheeks as she quietly asked, “Then we get waffles?”

Mirio chuckled, handing Hitoshi the chopped veggies, bouncing her gently, “Yes, then we get waffles.”

“Oh, morning, old man.” Shinsou greeted, calling attention over to the door with a lazy smile.

“Morning, Papa!” Eri squeaked, eyes sparkling.

“Good morning, Dad.” Mirio gently said with a grin.

You lifted his favorite cat mug, the steam rising from it made it clear it was coffee. “Mornin’ Dad.”

Blinking in confusion, you all watched the man in question turned away and gripping at the frame of the door with one hand.

Fuck, he loved his kids.

His other hand gripped at the front of his shirt, trying to fight the massive grin appearing on his face.

Aizawa Shouta was a pro-hero.

But he was definitely a father first.

WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE IN THE DADZAWA FAMILY AS INCORRECT QUOTES 

this is also just me projecting my love for all of them. this is in no way shape or form organized. 

Present Mic and Y/N, doing karaoke: AND I KNOW WE WEREN’T PERFECT BUT I’VE NEVER FELT THIS-

Y/N: WAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR NOOOO ONEEEE Present Mic: 😲OH🤩YEAH!💃THAT'S✨MY😩KID!☝️ *hizashi inhales*: AND I- Aizawa, grabbing his bandage and pulling him in: if you two don’t shut up right now I’m going to drive you to Chuck e cheese and LEAVE you there, understood? Y/N and Present Mic swallowing: understood. — Eri, playing with dolls upstairs while y/n’s at hero training: and then, then, the prince comes!! Tada!! And then the princess on the tower gets saved, and- Shinsou: why does the prince always save the princess. Eri: what? Shinsou: not every woman needs a man to save them- Y/N, bursting in through the door: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! WOMEN SUPREMACY! Shinsou: …where did you even come from- Y/N: OH YEAH! POLITICS! Shinsou: those aren’t- that isnt- Y/N: OH YEAHHHHHHH!!! —

Y/N, trying to teach Eri math: if you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, how many do you have left?

Eri: 0

Y/N: this is basic math, Eri. It’s not even that hard-

Eri: I would give everything to you if you asked, because I love you 🥰

Y/N, holding back tears: gross, absolutely disgusting, get out of my room- 

—

Aizawa: Y/N and Shinsou, can you get us a table? 

Y/N: Sure

Shinsou and Y/N, running out of a restaurant with a table: START THE CAR START THE CAR START THE CAR

—

Present Mic, at some point: OH YEAH I FORGOT I LEFT THEM AT TRADER JOES ONE SEC

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Present Mic and Aizawa, after getting hit with a quirk during a  rescue: ✨Hē😩pïnnEd💖mE☄️agÂinSt🥵tHe✨wäaLL🤭☝️ “H😲-haRRy🧚‍♀️” I☝️stuttered🥵🥖 “💦😍ShHhH✨🤫HhuSh👂,🦋bAbY🍼goRL🧈” he👐 growled😰😱 “mY🖖🤩moThEr👩‍👦😳WiLL🌟bE🌸upSet,🐟” I🤕 refused🙅‍♂️🌱 🥰mY😩💅hAzEL✨🥱oRbs🧚‍♀️gLiStEnEd🦟🥵iN😖⚔️the🤨🚤suNseT😱 He👐👹graBbEd✨😋oNtO😩📈mY📉😨hiPs,🕵️‍♀️🥤puLLinG✨🐛mE🌸 iN.🎥 “🙄THaT👆abU$iVe☝️jiMin😼wiLL🤸nEvEr 🍃huRt🦗yoU🏩agAin,🥲bAby 🍼🤪gOrL.🇫🇷” HaRrY😨🥤sAiD🤩 “😩🤸ThAnK💗yoU,🎇h-HarRy💠"🐑I mAnAgEd🤙aS😝🤩 hE👅puLLeD👁️✨mE👺inTo 🙄a 😔kisS😽” “🙇‍♂️AnYtHing🫀fOr🦶yoU,😖🦋BabY🐣🥵gOrL🍼”

Y/N: …how the fuck are they doing that

Shinsou, crying: I don’t know

—

Mirio, coming over for the holidays: Haha! And there’s my favorite kid of the famliy, c’mere!

Y/N, arms open wide, ready for a hug: Mirioooo! I-

Mirio, scooping up Eri in his arms: Eri, how’ve you been? 

Y/N:

Shinsou: Are you okay-

Y/N, shaking: I hate it here

Shinsou, patting Y/N’s back: It’s the same every year.

—

Y/N, dying their hair at 2am with a Walmart bag and Kool-Aid:

Aizawa, hair up in cat-shaped rollers, wearing a matcha green face mask and in Mic’s hot pink bathrobe: …what are you doing? 

Y/N: Aagh! S-sorry, I didn’t mean to be that loud, I just wanted to-… uhm, what are you wearing?

Aizawa, looking down:

Y/N:

Aizawa: 🧍

Y/N: 🧍

Aizawa: 👁👄👁

Y/N: 👁👄👁

Aizawa and Y/N, in unison: Let’s both agree to never speak of this again. 

—

Waiter: Can I get you anything?

Present Mic: I’ll have a milkshake with two straws.

Aizawa: *blushes*

Present Mic, putting both straws in mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.

—

Aizawa, bring his entire fam on a work day:

All Might: Shinsou! We do not curse words at the moment, there are children present

Eri, in the distance: FUCK!

(bonus: bakugou: good fuckin’ job)

—

can i headcanon aizawa and shinsou as lactose intolerant because i want to headcanon them as lactose intolerant as someone (me) who is lactose intolerant

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Y/N and Shinsou, standing over a broken cat mug: Before you say anything…

Mirio:

Eri:

Present Mic:

Aizawa: *raises eyebrows*

Shinsou:..that’s it. We just don’t want you to say anything.

Y/N, quietly: run?

Shinsou, whispering back: run.

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability