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I'm sitting here in class trying not to laugh my ass off...
This. Is. Canon. FIGHT ME
Okay, but the real question the Dimileth shippers should be asking is how disastrous is the wedding?
You think Alois and Seteth aren’t going to throw down over who gets to give away Byleth? Alois considers himself Byleth’s older brother and Seteth says he, Flayn, and Byleth are family in their A support. Those two are going to throw down right after the announcement and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Then there’s the Rhea drama to consider. She’s your grandmother-daughter and she’s high key going to have a mini crisis over here. She’s probably expected to oversee the damn wedding and she’s totally not going to be able to do it because as far as she’s concerned her mom is getting married and she’s going to have to start calling Dimitri dad.
If Annette isn’t squealing about trying to manage the whole thing single highhandedly than I’ll eat my own foot. Then Mercedes and Flayn gets in on it and suddenly the wedding planning committee is getting out of hand. Dedue somehow gets involved because, of anyone, he’s the most determined that Dimitri has a fantastic wedding. No one can stop this man, he’s going to crack down harder than anyone on the wedding planning. With Annette, Flayn and Mercedes by his side he is an unstoppable force of nature. The palace cooks tell horror stories for years to come, the gardeners still fear his face.
It’s a good thing Faerghus is blue coded, because if this was a traditional Russian style wedding than a red wedding dress would clash like heck with Byleth’s mint green hair.
I bet that they do that crystal glass shattering thing where you throw down the glass to tell how many happy years the couple will be together and Dimitri’s monster strength shatters the thing to dust.
Sylvain probably begged to be the best man, but the position was firmly given to Ingrid, who is the single owner of a brain cell during this entire event. Felix is forced to give a speech, he calls the King a Boar that somehow fooled Byleth in marriage. Ingrid tries to stop him, but it’s too late. Sylvain then takes over and it somehow gets worse. Goddess damn it you guys, you had one job and that was to pretend you weren’t awful for a moment.
Gilbert may or may not have spent the entire time crying. No one noticed because Alois cried louder. Ashe spent the whole time taking a sniff or two as well.
Dimitri’s last name is effing Welsh, he totally carves a Welsh Love Spoon for Byleth and nothing can convince me otherwise.
And dear GODDESS the guest list.
Don’t you think for one moment Claude isn’t going to drag his butt all the way from his plans to witness THIS disaster. Hilda is right on his heels because there’s no way she’s not going to miss a party this big. In fact, all the Golden Deer show up. It’s wild. The after party is the nightmare of many a castle servant for years to come.
The staff of Garreg Mach are all there too. A certain nurse and songstress is seen consuming alcohol in high volumes and crying about treachery. How dare Byleth get married? They were supposed to die single together if Manuela couldn’t find a man.
Everything falls to disaster so fast that it’s legendary. Faerghus tells stories of it for years to come. There are dramatic plays. Dimitri despairs.
Welp, lazy art, again
As u can see, m!byleth makes me go awooooooooga,,,,, he look cool :)
And hes autistic I have decided, yes
Transcript for those that can't read my shitty writing
Byleth: Rapier, Longsword, Falchion, Sabre, Claymore, Cutlass, Estoc, Tsurugi, Arming Sword, Viking Sword, Gladius, Khopesh, Spatha, Xiphos, Wakizashi-
Sylvain: Asked to name every sword
I think you guys misunderstood what I meant by Riding practice.
Headcanon: Sylvain is surprisingly wise
Fragile
Prerelease Childhood Friends Scenario. No spoilers
Sylvain in the sitting room poring over a piece of paper and Ingrid walks in. Being Ingrid, she quickly notices his dour mood.
I: What is it?
Sylvain huffs
S: It’s a letter from my brother. He wants to congratulate me for my luck in being born with a crest… he says I don’t deserve it.
Sylvain is angry, because of course he is. He just wants his big brother back. He still smiles anyway
S: If he wants my stupid inheritance, he can have it.
He notices her clutching a similar letter in hand.
S: And yours?
Sylvain is trying to light up the mood, she won’t let his efforts go in vain and tries to perk up
I: I have good news from my mother… She’s found another suitor for me. Perhaps if I marry him, then we’ll be able to pay off our debts…
The smile she gives him is broken. Her laughter is strained.
I: She’s been selling father’s possessions… All his horses.
Sylvain remembers the horses in the Galatea stables. Knew them all by name.
She doesn’t want to think about it and turns away to put her letter down.
I: Why do people want this so badly? To have all these possessions...to have all these… ephemeral things, these-
She walks around the room full of teacups and decorative plates and caresses one so gently. Hiding the anger she knows so well.
I: These extravagant, breakable, expensive, useless!
She throws the teacup smashing it on the wall.
She gasps.
D: Dimitri had just walked in, the cup smashing just beside his head.
His eyes are wide, heart beating fast. He hears the glass breaking over and over and over.
I: Your highness… Dimitri, I -
D: I’m fine
Finally, he starts to breathe.
D: I’m fine. They all break eventually, it’s to be expected.
Dimitri tries to walk tall but shakily sits down on the nearest chair.
He looks around but Felix isn’t there. He didn’t show up again.
great timing your highness
Ok Im gonna give this a try - Fire Emblem Characters as Things my family has said
Xander: No one gets any points because dad faked Cancer
Lucina: You did something! You did my dad!!
Henry: My desire is killing, fucking, and aliens… not in that order
Sylvain: I was Dethroned by my own penis
Niles: a surefire way to see if you’re gay is if you like nuts or not
Odin: Doppler… that son of a bitch
Sylvain x Ingrid Commission.
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