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Johnathan: “his eyes blazed with a sort of demoniac fury, and he suddenly made a grab at my throat.”
us: WOW that’s scary. Time to go, right Johnny?
John: Dracula grabbed the mirror and flung it out the window, shattering it.
us: Okay! Okay so you’re leaving right? That’s way beyond a red flag, so you’re leaving right?
John: “It is very annoying, for I do not see how I am to shave,”
us: Annoying? Blorbo look at me. Don’t you--
John: Anyway time for breakfast.
us: JOHNATHAN!!!
I don't know how to explain it but Disney kids now watch calming documentarys while Nickelodeon kids are still watching cartoons and are most definitely bi
Hey you know that song that goes na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
What’s the first song that just came to your mind?
Things I don’t understand #2
The sheer fact that when some people get another people’s number and have to immediately call the number after getting it, to make sure it isn’t a fake number doesn’t make them double think their actions.
*grabs Jayden tail and angrily stares at her* if you do not find a way to turn him back to his age and regain his memories I'll will break every bone in your body
"I didn't do anything and still don't know what the frag your on about. And buddy! HA! That's a laugh, I weigh over 4,000 kilos, your little human meat toothpick body ain't doin' scrap. And how utterly scummy of you, to threaten a pregnant woman. Go find the actual professionals who maybe know how to fix your little fantasized circumstance. I ain't doin' scrap for a rude aft like you."