Tbk Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

theinsomniacindian
1 year ago

Alyosha: Misha would never hurt a fly. Misha: You're right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. Misha: You, however, I would maim.

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theinsomniacindian
1 year ago

Alyosha: Mitya and I were crossing the street, and a man drove by and honked at us.

Ivan, sighing: What did Mitya do?

Alyosha: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Mitya: Who wants a steering wheel?

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theinsomniacindian
1 year ago

Alyosha: Ivan... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Ivan: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Alyosha:

Alyosha: I wrote sanitize, Ivan.

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