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masquenoire
2 years ago

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

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Jonathan: I can't imagine what Roman is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Roman: We have fun, don’t we, Jonathan? Jonathan: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Jonathan: Roman, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement- Roman: Aww, thanks- Jonathan: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

Roman: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! Roman: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! Jonathan: Roman just threw a tantrum about a chair. Jonathan: I just won Roman Tantrum Bingo.

Jonathan: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Roman: That doesn't exist. Jonathan: Not with that attitude.

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arkhampsychiatrist memes ;; even more incorrect quotes I have no idea whether these are crack or realer than I expected especially that last one It is so perfect like *chef's kiss* I know it vibes with you too Ciar Roman would totally throw a tantrum about a chair also lmao Thanks for sending an ask in these were fun!
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