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The Ultimade Question.
[Asker]: Let's say you have— you could either get Unlimited Bacon—
[Slimecicle]: Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
[Asker]: But No Games. Or Unlimited Games, But No Games.
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William: Thank you for the question! Probably one more really quick.
Asker: Um, hey. Uh, this is a bit of a silly question, so um. Let's say all of you, except the baby, of course, are like all trapped in a mine, and you're given like two options. Sorry, I came up with this on the spot.
Asker: Let's say you have— you could either get Unlimited Bacon—
Slimecicle: Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Asker: But No Games. Or Unlimited Games, But No Games.
Slimecicle: I'm watching the clock, we have two seconds left. And it's over—
William: Oh noo, it's overrrr, we ran out of timeee.
[Everyone laughs]
Slimecicle: This, actually— I'm—
All: Bacon
Slimecicle: Really?! But No Games?!
Colin: yeah but you've got— how can you have Unlimited Games but No Games?
Slimecicle: Can we hear the question again? No one has anywhere to be , right?
Skip: I think you have a few autographs to sign
Asker: Unlimited Bacon, all the bacon, unlimited, but no games. Or Unlimited Games, all the games, every single game, but no Games.
Slimecicle: Take it away.
[Baby makes noises]
GhostTownLiving: I don't understand—
Slimecicle: Just like incubate it, really let it incubate.
Colin: Bacon consumption levels are way off the chart, (????) Years of just physical bacon.
William: Thank you guys so much, miners.
Slimecicle: I would take the games.
[Video over]