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The Ultimade Question.

[Asker]: Let's say you have— you could either get Unlimited Bacon—

[Slimecicle]: Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

[Asker]: But No Games. Or Unlimited Games, But No Games.

[FULL TRANSCIPT UNDER CUT]

William: Thank you for the question! Probably one more really quick.

Asker: Um, hey. Uh, this is a bit of a silly question, so um. Let's say all of you, except the baby, of course, are like all trapped in a mine, and you're given like two options. Sorry, I came up with this on the spot.

Asker: Let's say you have— you could either get Unlimited Bacon—

Slimecicle: Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

Asker: But No Games. Or Unlimited Games, But No Games.

Slimecicle: I'm watching the clock, we have two seconds left. And it's over—

William: Oh noo, it's overrrr, we ran out of timeee.

[Everyone laughs]

Slimecicle: This, actually— I'm—

All: Bacon

Slimecicle: Really?! But No Games?!

Colin: yeah but you've got— how can you have Unlimited Games but No Games?

Slimecicle: Can we hear the question again? No one has anywhere to be , right?

Skip: I think you have a few autographs to sign

Asker: Unlimited Bacon, all the bacon, unlimited, but no games. Or Unlimited Games, all the games, every single game, but no Games.

Slimecicle: Take it away.

[Baby makes noises]

GhostTownLiving: I don't understand—

Slimecicle: Just like incubate it, really let it incubate.

Colin: Bacon consumption levels are way off the chart, (????) Years of just physical bacon.

William: Thank you guys so much, miners.

Slimecicle: I would take the games.

[Video over]

which could mean nothing.