Thats Not How Butterflys Work At All - Tumblr Posts

Not mentioned but I commented on this and just want to prove im not making shit up

I present what me and my friends call the bonerfly

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Halloween-Faux-Butterfly-Skeleton-Decoration-3-5-in-by-Way-To-Celebrate/2347577461

Fucking love and hate this atrocity

My most consumerist Halloween goal is to acquire all of the nonsense skeletons, the ones that have nothing to do with biology. Spider skeletons. Octopus skeletons. All animal skeletons where they have ears because otherwise you might not get what animal they're supposed to be otherwise. My front yard will be a menagerie and an affront to god