That's So True - Tumblr Posts
"if you don't love me at my men's then you don't deserve me at my women's"
an actual quote i heard today and can't stop thinking about it

I want to find him in a box looking sickly like a kitten then nurse him back to health through just bottle milk and baby sensory videos

guys itās fine flopside isnāt canon and they are besties
not to sound like a millennial but the reason vine was so good/quotable is bc the videos could only be 7 seconds long! the time constraint fostered so much creativityā¦ because you had to keep your joke as brief as possible, it really had to beĀ perfect or you had to show just the right moment. the out-of-context-ness of vines is what makes them funny. i thinkĀ so many tiktoks go on WAY too long, and they always provide context that u dont need. if theĀ āback at it again at krispy kremeā vine had come out on tiktok, itād probably begin withĀ āthis is my friend. he likes doing backflips in public to see how people reactā¦ and then this happenedā¦ā and youād see an employee scream and the sign shatter
watching a kid do flips and hit a sign when the video cuts off, not knowing who screamed, or if he got in trouble, or how his friends reacted, or why he was doing flips in the first place, or if he does flips often at krispy kreme often, or even seeing the sign itself fallā¦.. thats fucking comedy
i made a quiz pls take it
why do people either love you or hate you


I wish gay people were real :(