The Auditor - Tumblr Posts
made a fusion of hank, tricky and the auditor and honestly i think i did pretty darn well
Under the mistletoe
Hank: No lips, so they won't kiss you. You can kiss them on their jaw or teeth though. Will expect it anytime either of you walk under it.
Doc: Grumbles about it, but will take his mask off and kiss your cheek. Nothing more. He won't do it again.
Deimos: Yes please, he'll go full on pulling you into a romantic dip and all. He's going to try push his tongue in your mouth. He will be camping under it for you or San to walk under it again.
Sanford: Intense blushing, but will give you a chaste kiss on the lips. PDA isn't his strongest suit. He will do it again if you or Dei are under it.
Tricky: He's gonna shove his tongue in your throat 100% He's gonna stand there all night and demand another kiss when you're in the room.
Hofnarr: A polite yet sweet kiss, bright pink cheeks all the while. He'll happily do it again.
Jeb: He'll roll his eyes but there's a playfulness to it. He'll kiss your hand, forehead, or cheek. Might do it one or two more times, but no more.
Crackpot: No kiss. The mask stays ON.
Sheriff: please please please (he's down bad) He'll kiss you as many times as you'll let him.
Auditor: No. He'll burn the damn thing.
Torture: Your face is tiny compared to his lips, you're gonna be covered in slobber if you try.
Phobos: A piece of greenery telling a God what to do?? Pathetic. He didn't say you could leave, come back here and kiss your God, mortal.
Chopper Dave: Orite love, why not eh? Tis the season. He tastes strongly of whiskey.
Q Bert: Aye go on then, but only once, alright?
Bossman: Why? He will once, but he'll keep asking why.
Skinner: Of course! As many kisses for his favourite little patient.
Church: Bet you did this on purpose, didn't you? He's going to keep you under the mistletoe all night.
Jorge: Of course you did it on purpose. These two are going to fight over you, both jealous when you kiss the other.
Gestalt: What.
(Feel free to comment anyone I missed/you want added and I'll add em.)
I drew the Employers! They are very cool characters lol
The Auditor just wants another soda =(
We got two this time around, I like the more feminine presenting headcanon for the auditor. Also I very much like skinner from project nexus and he deserves a kiss on the head. (Yes that is my arena mode character next to him.)
Merry yule, have a festive auditor to celebrate Christmas. They were also a try at slight fore shortening.
