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1 year ago

Under the mistletoe

Hank: No lips, so they won't kiss you. You can kiss them on their jaw or teeth though. Will expect it anytime either of you walk under it.

Doc: Grumbles about it, but will take his mask off and kiss your cheek. Nothing more. He won't do it again.

Deimos: Yes please, he'll go full on pulling you into a romantic dip and all. He's going to try push his tongue in your mouth. He will be camping under it for you or San to walk under it again.

Sanford: Intense blushing, but will give you a chaste kiss on the lips. PDA isn't his strongest suit. He will do it again if you or Dei are under it.

Tricky: He's gonna shove his tongue in your throat 100% He's gonna stand there all night and demand another kiss when you're in the room.

Hofnarr: A polite yet sweet kiss, bright pink cheeks all the while. He'll happily do it again.

Jeb: He'll roll his eyes but there's a playfulness to it. He'll kiss your hand, forehead, or cheek. Might do it one or two more times, but no more.

Crackpot: No kiss. The mask stays ON.

Sheriff: please please please (he's down bad) He'll kiss you as many times as you'll let him.

Auditor: No. He'll burn the damn thing.

Torture: Your face is tiny compared to his lips, you're gonna be covered in slobber if you try.

Phobos: A piece of greenery telling a God what to do?? Pathetic. He didn't say you could leave, come back here and kiss your God, mortal.

Chopper Dave: Orite love, why not eh? Tis the season. He tastes strongly of whiskey.

Q Bert: Aye go on then, but only once, alright?

Bossman: Why? He will once, but he'll keep asking why.

Skinner: Of course! As many kisses for his favourite little patient.

Church: Bet you did this on purpose, didn't you? He's going to keep you under the mistletoe all night.

Jorge: Of course you did it on purpose. These two are going to fight over you, both jealous when you kiss the other.

Gestalt: What.

(Feel free to comment anyone I missed/you want added and I'll add em.)


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2 years ago

Random madcom fic idea thats been in my head for a while

Ok so you know how the Auditor can like “possess” agents to make them stronger and stuff?

And how Deimos is a former agent?

Imagine Auditor doing it to Deimos.

So many possibilities! Will he resist? Will he be brainwashed? Will there be sanmos? You decide!

Plus the bonus idea of the Auditor’s voice in his head encouraging him to submit.

Please tag me or send me a link if you make a fic with this I crave executions of this concept

Edit: also if by some miracle my brainrot inspires you to make art please tag me or send me a link. I will have nothing but praise.


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6 years ago
I Can Imagine Hank's Life Like This Lol

I can imagine Hank's life like this lol


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6 years ago
I Hope You All Like This Little Draw Of Auditor Eating A Pizza

I hope you all like this little draw of Auditor eating a pizza


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6 years ago
The Reality Has Been Compromised

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3 years ago

hot and bad guy, huh?

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

Hot And Bad Guy, Huh?

i. hate. drawing hands. drawing this in photoshop is really difficult for me, but hey, at least everything is pretty goood? oh and its like a “humanhuman” Auditor, yeaahh


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