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John Seed when he sees The Deputy:

I would do the devil's tango with them. I don't care if they're a woman or a man. They can even keep the mask on, I would smash them either way. They're so fucking attractive and I'm not gonna continue pretending they aren't.

The way I gasped when I saw my female Deputy casually walking with John Seed on her shoulder, absolutely ignoring his heavy balls and all the mental problems he was carrying with him.

The only reason I wanna meet Joseph in Far Cry New Dawn is because I wanna meet Rook again and hug them.

I've finally met Judge in FCND today and damn my heart is pleased.

Can we stop for a minute and talk about how creepy Judge's breathing is?

I've spent like 15 minutes running around trying to find what kind of mutated animal keeps doing that just to find out they're breathing like some crazy serial killer. Oh wait-

John Seed when The Deputy escaped from his bunker:

okay but what about a time travel au where the deputy and the seeds are sent back in time to 1980s Rome, Georgia and meet the younger seeds??? like they all have to keep themselves from fucking up the future but older jacob and younger jacob just want to kill their father, joseph is so done with god, john is severely confused and faith is absolutely falling in love with the fashion and aesthetic

what a story.