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WHO KEPT ALL HIS CASH IN A BUCKET
His daughter named Nan
The flip side.
There once was a man from Pawtucket,
Who read about a man from Nantucket.
But his dick was too small,
He couldn’t suck it at all,
After numerous attempts, he said fuck it.
You may have gotten this question before, but do you know the rest of the nantucket story?
No, I have not gotten this question before; thank you for finally asking!
To answer said question: yes, I know both the dirty and the clean versions. Oddly enough, I actually learned the dirty version long before I even knew there was a clean one. When I was younger, my Mom used to recite it to me, as it had been recited to her by her father when she was a little girl:
(NB: the “****”s are pronounced as muffled noises)
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose **** was so long he could **** it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a **** I could **** it!"
Having a terrible sense of humor is a proud family tradition which we take very seriously.