The Maze Runner Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Incorrect quotes #2
Gally: I hate seeing you like this
Thomas: like how?
Gally: In person
Incorrect quote #3
Newt: how do you tell someone you like them without telling them you like them
Thomas: I don’t know. Just compliment them.
Newt: have I ever told you how nice your hair looks?
Thomas: yeah, try that on them
Newt: they’re really oblivious though
Thomas: maybe just tell them you like them then
Newt: I like you Tommy
Thomas: Yeah, exactly like that
Newt: …
Minho, in the background: oh my god
maze runner incorrect quotes
newtmas:
thomas: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. newt: This is a lie. newt: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. newt: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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thomas: Do you want to know your gay name? newt: My... my gay name? thomas: Yeah, it's your first name- newt: Haha. Very funny thomas- thomas: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. newt: Oh- oh my god.
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thomas: As top in this relationship, I think we should- newt: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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*newt comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in thomas’s bedroom.* thomas: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? newt: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a boyfriend. newt: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* thomas: ...
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thomas: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? newt: Aww- thomas: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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newt: *seductively takes off glasses* newt: Wow... thomas: *blushes* Haha... what? newt: You're really fucking blurry.
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newt: I want to kiss you. thomas, not paying attention: What? newt: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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*newt and thomas are in Paris.* newt: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? thomas: But... newt: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... thomas: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? newt: Yeah. thomas: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. newt: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. thomas: Okay, alright.
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thomas: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? newt: Peonies, why? thomas: newt: Were you going to get me flowers? thomas: newt: thomas: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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thomas: Do you love me? newt: We’re literally married. thomas: Yeah, but as friends or—
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newt: Are you ready to commit? thomas: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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newt: Fight me! thomas: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* thomas: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
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newt, texting thomas: Hey do you like anyone? thomas: Yeah you newt: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends thomas: *Yeah, you? thomas: Oh haha sorry lol newt: *dies inside*
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newt: You got a date yet thomas? thomas: No... newt: Well you do now! Get your arse up and hold my hand!
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newt: Pros and cons of dating me. newt: Pros. You'll be the cute one. newt: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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thomas: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. newt: What- how? thomas: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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thomas: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. newt: How so? thomas: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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thomas: Father, I have sinned. newt: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.
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newt: thomas, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? thomas: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
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gladers:
gally: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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minho: Did you like the food I made? thomas: No, not really. minho: But I put my heart and soul into it! thomas: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
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gally: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. minho: What's wrong with you?? gally: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. newt: No, they mean other than that. gally: Ohhhhhh. gally: I haven't slept in 4 days.
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minho: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect
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minho: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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newt: Raisins. It's nature's candy.
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minho, laying in bed: Get out of my room. gally, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
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