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Do you think The Revengers were ever having a meeting on The Statesman and Loki has an idea or something
And Bruce or Thor pipe up like “Hell No! Remember how well your idea to attack a major Midgardian city went?”
Valkyrie is stuck sitting there like “He did what??”
Because she had left Asgard before Loki had done that (maybe before he was born?)
Bruce: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Thor: I don’t know how to do that.
Valkyrie: I don’t wear a watch.
Loki: Time is a construct.
Bruce: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Thor: Put spaghetti in it.
Bruce: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Valkyrie: Put spaghetti in it.
Bruce: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Loki: Put spaghetti in it.
Bruce: I'm no longer taking suggestions.