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“I want to be on the team. Has it got a name?” “It’s…yeah, it’s called the Re-Revengers…”

Thor: change is inedible

Bruce: don’t you mean inevitable?

Thor, spitting out coins: No I do not.

Bruce: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Thor: Put spaghetti in it.

Bruce: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Valkyrie: Put spaghetti in it.

Bruce: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Loki: Put spaghetti in it.

Bruce: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Bruce: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Thor: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Valkyrie: I got distracted about halfway through.

Loki: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[thor’s voice] you’re my boyfriend now. i decided.

Thor, bursting into the room: guys I think I like Bruce, what do I do?

Loki, painting his nails while sipping wine: honestly brother, just seduce him with your oversized muscles, that seems like something he’d be into

Valkyrie, braiding Loki’s hair and chugging straight from the bottle: suplex him. lovingly.

Bruce, painting Loki’s toenails: you could just tell me

Thor: Can we please just talk about the giant elephant in the room?

Revengers: Your sexuality?

Valkyrie: Synchronize your watches.

Thor: I don't know how to do that.

Loki: I don't wear a watch.

Bruce: Time is a construct.

Thor: Loyalty really isn’t high on your list.


Loki: Oh, is that right? I’ll have you know that I am damn loyal, dumb ass.

Valkyrie : You betrayed me. You are betraying me now even as we are talking.

valkyrie: death is a certainty. all of us will die one day

thor: except for loki

loki: yeah. i die lots of days!

thor: we’re going to defeat them with the power of friendship!

loki: we’re not friends

valkyrie, holding her sword: we're going to defeat them with the power of incredible violence

valkyrie: are you okay?

thor, giving her a thumbs up and smiling: nope!

thor: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures

bruce: what?

loki: an idea. he’s having an idea

thor: murder is never the answer

valkyrie: of course, murder is a question

loki: and the answer is yes

valkyrie: every pose is a seductive pose if you’re holding a sword