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I have a headcanon where Nesta and Lucien are competitively polite. Like, they were both raised with high expectations of what it means to be a gentleman/lady and they both turn it up to a 100 when the other is around.

Like "oh, you pour milk before tea? Barbaric."

"Starting a conversation talking about the weather? Revolutionary."

"Are you buttering bread or painting a picture?"

"Was that a bow or are you having a stroke? Should I call a healer?"

And Lucien brings all the sisters flowers. Elain and Feyre get unobjectional friendship flowers and Nesta gets ones that mean bereavement.

And they also spar bc everyone else in the NC hates them and they do the same thing.

"You call that a block? I've gotten marriage proposals that were less inviting."

"Thay blade is as dull as your conversation."

Etc etc etc.

And the goal is to get the other to laugh but neither EVER breaks. Bc they're professionals ofc.

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