The Ship Has Sailed - Tumblr Posts

You know you're shipping trash when you read the synopsis for a new show and you're first thought is "I ship it" before you even started watching. Tbh, you'd be surprised how often this happens to me.

Imagine!

Imagine that Patton have some girls’ clothes because when he wears them, he calms down and be more happier, but no one else knows about his secret. One day, Patton woke up as a girl, so Pat decided “Why not wear my clothes?” and on the outfit above. (The hair is showing the hairstyle and how long her hair is! No, she isn’t wearing her cardigan since it was in the wash) She left her room to cook breakfast, like always. Everyone start to wake up and sit at the table. They were to tired to notice the other as a female. 5 hours later, around 11 am, everyone was there and they needed Pat because everyone was fighting and Patton was the only one that can calm them. Patton comes up, still a female, and still have her bright smile. (The next part is what you ship with Pat! I, personally, ship Poly Sanders and Logically! Change Logan’s name to the one you ship with dear old Pat!) Everyone’s mouths dropped and eyes widen. Logan started to blush and stare at the fellow glasses wearing person. Everyone else had snapped outta it except Logan. “W-Wow, Logan! You would’ve thought, you outta all people would know it’s not nice to stare!” Patton exclaims, blushing herself. “S-Sorry.” Logan mumbled, after snapping outta it. “Why am I needed?” Patton asked. “We have been fighting and we needed you to come calm us down..” Thomas answered. “I think I already accomplish that!”

The next day, everything went back to normal- Well, almost everything.

-Insert ship name here that you ship with Patton- has sailed.

My heart! 😭🥰💖🌼

Shourtney moments that caught my attention

My reaction to seeing the Umbrella 2.0 scene

Me: oh my gosh. It's happening.

Me: EVERYONE STAY CALM!

Me: STAY F*CKING CALM!

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…