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I love and hate sebarial. Because like. He’s hilarious, funny, treats his people like people, and really doesn’t do anything. However. He doesn’t care about anything. He doesn’t care about people who get hurt, people who die, anything.

*Dalinar giving everyone but Sebarial a good pep talk before a war*

Sebarial: Where the hell is my impassioned speech?

Dalinar: Go to your tent and don't get in the way.

Sebarial, genuinely: Perfect!