The Twist At The End Made Me Nearly Shit Myself.l - Tumblr Posts

Let me tell you something buddy my mom does NOT like sonic the hedgehog not him as a character but the whole franchise she couldn't give a rats hairy ass about video games so you see when I saw sonic the hedgehog pop up in my YouTube notifications I was like wow sonic the hedgehog is so cool I should tell my mom so I said hey you know what's cool? Sonic the hedgehog. And you see I didn't believe her when she said she knew what that was so I asked her if she knew anything about it and you see she didn't know mutch bout him she didn't even know he guess fast! I doubt she even knows he's blue. Anyway so you see I started telling her about all if the characters and I told her about Dr eggman and she has no interest in it in fact she even started to get annoyed in a fun silly little way but still annoyed especially when I told her he was previously Dr robotbik. And then as she complained about me telling her about video games and sonic the hedgehog I followed her diwb the hall and told her about sonics friends tails and knuckles and I was going to tell her about his frenemy you could say, his frenemy shadow the hedgehog but that's when in order to get me to stop she flashed me with her saggy tits