THE WAY I CACKLED - Tumblr Posts
this did NOT have to eat so hard omg
I can't bear to imagine what's gonna become of this hellsite when we see what his sexy ass looks like as Count Orlok?
It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.
This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
Test the bonds
GN!MC (They/Them, 2nds ppov)
Word Count: 605
“I never thought I’d find a second family to call my own. In Hell of all places. They love me. I think they genuinely care for me.” You whisper to yourself, but you still unlock the window to your room, pushing it far enough that it could easily be swung open later. You take a second to clear off your desk, sweeping everything into the drawer and making sure to put your chair back into place meticulously.
“Lucifer and I’ve reached a kind of mutual respect. Mammon takes me out on fun little dates to the amusement park and Levi’s always there to provide top tier escapism movies and games that he never minds sharing,” you continue to talk to yourself as you unlock your bedroom door, making sure to have a chair within arms reach of the door.
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This is exactly how her strange brain works and I love her for it!
Yes, get the most out of that assault charge right in front of the police! And the look on Ji-wook's face!
Someone on Reddit posted the meet and greet rules from their email and it’s a no touching situation and then I realized….ain’t nobody getting ciriced this tour, either 😂
The exclusive Cirice experience now includes finger guns pointed at you from six feet away. Then Papa does a dab.
the lines in this are fucking gold 💀💀💀 quotes im now going to live by:
"time for that bitch to go"
"that's all it takes now huh"
"is that wrong...? bye"
(Is fanclub texts open? This my first time and you it do this thank you so much)
Hey guys...so I'm have something to tell y'all. I think I'm pregnant.. Jungkook please calm down. I tell y'all everything. So I went to Jennie Tyler's party- I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys! I just wanted to have fun..you know. I had a couple of shots and one thing led to another. I'm scared about not having someone love the child like a father would. No! Jin I won't get rid of it! Look i-, I LOVE Y'ALL. I-i mean 😖 . I want to be with you, all of you guys. Is that wrong..? I-i leave now. Bye. *leaves the chatroom*
they should invent joints that don’t hurt
i'll be posting a series of star wars themed valentines day cards for people to use :> our best scrapper boy cal!!!
he comes in two colors, and you can download the print files for him to give to someone here for free, or commission a character of your choice here!
more cards here
thank you for the quote @tasteslikenapalm !
