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Here are some of the incorrect quotes I talked about!

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Matt: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

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Tanner: I'm allergic to death.

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Sam, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Bailey: Sam, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Woods, would you get Sam some water?

Woods: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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Ben: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Matt: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that Tanner's brain makes all the time.

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Wes: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Deb: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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Deb: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Deb, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.