They Hate Each Other So Much But Also Would Do Anything For One Another - Tumblr Posts
What if Christian and Sweetheart were secretly best friends? Like yes- he’s cocky for pretty much no reason, and he has the need to be extra competitive with Milo and Asher. But he has actual respect for Sweetheart, so he sort of finds himself gravitating towards them. (Nothing romantic- he’s just curious hush)
It started with overhearing Milo gloat to the other pack members about his “mate who’s a stealth investigator for The Department”, he just had to see for himself.
The difference between these two is- Sweetheart has a good reason to be cocky, they’re so fucking good at what they do. But they just- aren’t. And it makes him a little uneasy for a while. But once he starts up an actual conversation with them- he only has more questions.
Alright these two would be so badass together don’t act like they wouldn’t. And I have literally no idea why, but these two give me Jim and Dwight from The Office- vibes. Like- they mess with each other all the time, and are super competitive in their out-of-nowhere-rivalry. But under all of that is a deep understanding and respect for one another.
They have so much platonic chemistry- and it’s so confusing to the two of them. Sweetheart mostly resented Christian because of how much he teased Milo (and you know damn well sweetheart wasn’t having any of that bullshit.) But besides their need to always one-up each other, they actually got along.
They’re absolutely each other’s wingman don’t even ask (sweetheart helped him with date ideas for him and Amanda when they were still together, as well as comforted them when they split)
These two have matching red heart-shaped-sunglasses that they wear on the beach trip (which is also when Milo finds out they are best friends)
GOSSIPING TOGETHER (sipping margaritas or hot tea/coffee and talking over pack and work matters)
This literally puts Milo into cardiac arrest holy shit
Aggro hates Christian and Sweetheart thinks it’s the funniest shit ever
Calling each other “bitch” all the time
Three words: dance dance revolution matches, or just dance whatever’s your cup of tea
Watching Hell’s Kitchen together and making fun of everything (also watching romantic comedies and laughing at everything and everyone.)
Fueled by each other’s suffering
But also Sweetheart tackled Christian in a hug after Inversion (hiding tears in his jacket) yeah the aren’t kidding anyone, these two care about each other
Christian loudly gags or rolls his eyes whenever he catches Sweetheart and a Milo kissing or being touchy with each other (and just being sweet in general he hates it so much)