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my confirmation that milo is black is the fact that the cat has such a non human name. like yeah of course you named your cat aggro, definitely one of us
Aggro is the ring bearer.
I hate these stupid fucking idiots (except aggro he's perfect ofc)
More Headcanons Because I Have Too Many Of These (Shaw pack, again, but this time it's couple headcanons! The variety on here is unmatched):
-Darlin doesn't cook. We've already established that. But once Sam told them what his favorite food is, they made it for him, and Sam found it so surprisingly delicious that he started giving them a bunch of compliments for it (because, you know, nobody believes Darlin when they say they know how to cook or that they're good at it). Darlin, being Darlin, now stands in their kitchen at least once a week to make Sam his favorite meal in exchange for the praise they get for it.
-Angel and David had weekly sleepover dates before they moved in with each other. Sometimes it was at Angel's place and sometimes at David's and Angel would always go way overboard with the pillow fort and the snacks. With that in mind, for one of their anniversaries after moving in together, Angel reconstructed the couch into their biggest pillow fort yet and turned the living room into a little movie theater. They and David stayed up the entire night watching movies and eating snacks and only went to sleep in their pillow fort at around five in the morning because Angel drifted off during the movie they were watching.
-Baabe has an unconditional love for all things beautiful. And Ash just happens to be the most beautiful person they know, so, of course, he is their victim of choice for their creative endeavors. One time, Baabe got especially creative and spent an entire day dying Ash's wolf form's fur in rainbow colors to take pictures of him afterward. The only problem was, the color didn't wash out again. So, for a month or two, whenever Ash shifted, he would be a very vibrant, rainbow-colored wolf. He didn't mind (he actually really liked it) but David found it sort of... unfitting for the security jobs and a certain pizza guy had a lot of questions whenever Baabe's "dog" would walk around in the background while they answered the door. Once the dye washed out, Baabe promised to let Asher dye their hair any color he wanted. He has yet to cash that in.
-Sweetheart's obsession with stuffed animals (specifically cats) was not something Milo was prepared for when they invited him over to their place for the first time. Needless to say, that date was spent cuddling in bed and explaining the naming process behind all 82 of the ones on display in their room (honorable mentions to: Squishy, a black thing that barely looks like a cat anymore whom Sweetheart got at a thrift store, Poofers, the biggest cat in Sweetheart's collection, and Harold, who is a red cat with a little top hat sewn onto its head). Sweetheart took a liking to Milo's curiosity behind all the plushies' names and stories, so it became a common thing for them to buy and gift Milo fluffy cats for anniversaries, holidays, and anything else that would give them a reason to give him cat-shaped gifts. Once they started living together, the two of them had to install several shelves on their walls and buy an extra closet for the ungodly amount of stuffed animals the duo possessed. Also, Aggro commonly sleeps in a nest of cat plushies because of course he does.
Headcanons, Anyone? Yes, No, Maybe So? Well, Whether You Want Them Or Not: Here Are Some Milo "def cried after his re7 playthrough" Greer Ones!
-Sweetheart and him played re7 together because Sweetheart loves it. The original idea was for Milo to play it and for Sweetheart to watch, but whenever Milo got too terrified and wanted to "take a break" (-and never return), Sweetheart played through that section for him.
-Milo Greer is the second character I know to have had an alt phase.
^Unlike Lasko, however, Milo actually talks about it sometimes (mainly because Ash, David, and Tank witnessed this phase, and it gets brought up on occasion whether he likes it or not) and credits his makeup and dressing skills to it.
-Aggro just sits on his head every once in a while as Milo is working or watching tv. He'll just climb over the backrest and then tippy tappy his way onto Milo's head.
^Sweetheart laughs about it, but Milo finds it strangely comforting whenever his cat does that.
-He owns at least two pairs of plateaued boots. And we're talking a lot of plateau here. He's easily Asher's height when he puts them on.
-Milo Greer, in his teens, was part of his school band. And when the school disbanded it, he joined a band outside of school and became their second vocalist and guitarist mainly because he has a very good scream.
^Ash still gets goosebumps whenever he watches the video he took of Milo's first gig with that band.
-Milo prefers anime over other types of shows purely because he wants to watch movies/series without having to think about them too much. Needless to say, he mainly watches slice of life anime and "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K" is one of his favorites.
Have some spoopy art of your favorite menace for this October, Friday 13th.
Aggro at like three in the morning: Father,
I want treats.
I remember once upon a time when I thought about a fic I never ended up writing
It's about Milo and Sweetheart and Aggro and how Aggro is actually a criminal werecat who stole secret documents from the department and got caught. As a punishment, the department did some magical fuckery on him, and now he's constantly caught in his werecat form and very smol. After months in captivity, he escaped and Milo found him on the streets and adopted him without knowing he'd be harboring a criminal. Aggro is now working on getting back all the magic the department took from him/messed up so he can shift back and steal more documents or maybe live a normal life who knows
Milo and Sweetheart
What if Christian and Sweetheart were secretly best friends? Like yes- he’s cocky for pretty much no reason, and he has the need to be extra competitive with Milo and Asher. But he has actual respect for Sweetheart, so he sort of finds himself gravitating towards them. (Nothing romantic- he’s just curious hush)
It started with overhearing Milo gloat to the other pack members about his “mate who’s a stealth investigator for The Department”, he just had to see for himself.
The difference between these two is- Sweetheart has a good reason to be cocky, they’re so fucking good at what they do. But they just- aren’t. And it makes him a little uneasy for a while. But once he starts up an actual conversation with them- he only has more questions.
Alright these two would be so badass together don’t act like they wouldn’t. And I have literally no idea why, but these two give me Jim and Dwight from The Office- vibes. Like- they mess with each other all the time, and are super competitive in their out-of-nowhere-rivalry. But under all of that is a deep understanding and respect for one another.
They have so much platonic chemistry- and it’s so confusing to the two of them. Sweetheart mostly resented Christian because of how much he teased Milo (and you know damn well sweetheart wasn’t having any of that bullshit.) But besides their need to always one-up each other, they actually got along.
They’re absolutely each other’s wingman don’t even ask (sweetheart helped him with date ideas for him and Amanda when they were still together, as well as comforted them when they split)
These two have matching red heart-shaped-sunglasses that they wear on the beach trip (which is also when Milo finds out they are best friends)
GOSSIPING TOGETHER (sipping margaritas or hot tea/coffee and talking over pack and work matters)
This literally puts Milo into cardiac arrest holy shit
Aggro hates Christian and Sweetheart thinks it’s the funniest shit ever
Calling each other “bitch” all the time
Three words: dance dance revolution matches, or just dance whatever’s your cup of tea
Watching Hell’s Kitchen together and making fun of everything (also watching romantic comedies and laughing at everything and everyone.)
Fueled by each other’s suffering
But also Sweetheart tackled Christian in a hug after Inversion (hiding tears in his jacket) yeah the aren’t kidding anyone, these two care about each other
Christian loudly gags or rolls his eyes whenever he catches Sweetheart and a Milo kissing or being touchy with each other (and just being sweet in general he hates it so much)