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I love how we as a fandom have decided hobbits have tails are are essentially just the middle earth version of a cryptid.

🍃 Frodo and Bilbo Baggins 🍂

I have been on bad mode lately so I rewatched my favorite series and obviously I did some doodles of my favorites hobbits.

My own personal hobbit head cannons include:

-they are the middle earth equivalent of cryptids (the people of Bree play along for the bit)

-hobbits have tails because they are from the earth and connected to animals and nature in a much deeper way than anyone realizes and so they have tails as a result

-they also have animal like features/habbits (like wiggling their noses, their ears can droop and raise (like how people can raise an eyebrow), or sharp almost feral looking eyes at times)

-their feet are large and leathery but look more similar to paws and are designed so they can scurry around faster or run on all fours/crawl easier

-THEY HAVE DARK SKIN!!!!!!(they are a people of farmers!! THEYD HAVE A TAN!! VERY FEW HOBBITS ARE ACTUALLY PALE!!!!!)

-so.many.freckles

-Yavana planted them from the ground and so they can plant their own faunts from the ground too, but most just do it the other way

-they literally HAVE to eat green foods, because if they don’t they get really sick and could die since they are from the earth and it helps keep their connection (and by extension themselves) strong boned and as ablebodied as possible

Thank you for coming to me TedTalk.