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Yeah, I won't be doing that. Thanks! 😘😘😘

Lucifer imagines

So @sparxaf and I were talking and please don’t ask how it came up but basically, may I present, Lucifer with a Nan.

Hear me out.

Lucifer’s Nan comes to thanksgiving dinner. Yes they celebrate thanksgiving in hell. MC is NOT prepared. Satan is also there (duh). We briefly discussed whether it’s funnier to be Satan’s mother or his mother in law (the latter).

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Satan, angrily sitting at the dinner table: 😡

Mother in law, serving food, grumbling: Lilith could have done so much better.

Satan, furious: I am literally SATAN I am the MOST important Demon in the UNIVERSE

Lucifer, into his dinner: 😏

Satan: KEEP LAUGHING LUCIFER SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU

Mother in law: See, such a temper. No wonder she never comes home tsk tsk.

Satan: 😡

Mother in law: *continues to put Satan in his place. Gives Lucifer a kiss on the head and hands him a lollipop.*

Lucifer, a fully grown man, his feet now on the table, smirking at his father, licking a lollipop like a smug four year old: 😏

Satan, about to implode the entire universe: 🤬

Later:

MC: okay Luci what are you thankful for

Lucifer: I’m the epitome of good looks and sexual desire

MC, fed up: What about books, you like books.

Lucifer: *grumbles*

MC: Or me, you idiot?

Lucifer, sulking as he pushes his food around on his plate: Sexy idiot.