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FREE DR. RATIO FOR EVERYBODY???!??;?;?;?!?!?!?;!;;!!!! (I AM CURRENTLY WAITING FOR HIS BANNER BUT...đ¤Śââď¸)
in what world am i living in that itâs lesbian visibility week and i was just hit on by MEN. i want a refund
i just wrote a novel.
remember when someone called gideon nav a sword femme. I donât think anyone has ever been as wrong as that person was.
I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns!
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen, and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool
Who ripped his pants

so youâre telling me this isnât actually an SNL sketch and Lil Nas X really did rip his pants dancing on a stripper pole on live television




