( This Entire Post Is An Exaggeration And I Swear Opticians Aren't That Bad ) - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
; eye doc: move your head. Okay ?? Look at that wall. * literally blasts the sun into my eyes * STOP BLINKING YOU BITCH * if light was an instrument my ears would be in a morgue * now can you read this !?? READ IT FUCKER
; me: * intense sobbing * I COULDN'T SEE ANYWAYS NOW I CAN SEE LESS ASSHOLEEHZGZVZ
; eye doc: PATHETICCCC !!! * shifty shifty * YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER COME HERE, YOUR FATE WAS TO FAIL AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO WIN !!!
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so yh that's basically the story of how I got glasses lmao
plus some other stuff but that's unnecessary info
opticians
eye doctor
eyes
tw swearing
glasses
( this entire post is an exaggeration and I swear opticians aren't that bad )
( this one person was really rough and mildly ableist but that's unrelated /lh )
( so yh have no fear !! Consider this for shits and giggles
giggling and twirling my hair
shitpost
was once asked to describe my experience at my opticians and I gave such a fake answer so .. here's what I really meant deep down: