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For my favorite prompter, a prompt! Tell us about the selkies and the ziplock bags 😍😍😍😍

The year was 2000, geralt remembers this clearly as it was the year he finally pulled his head out of his ass and finally asked his husband out.

Geralt had been jogging down a beach, having a day off from monster hunting for once, when he saw the suspicious looking bundle farther down the beach squirming about.

He had jogged up to the bundle and stood there before prodding it with his foot. "Ack!" The bundle squirmed a bit more before a head topped in brown and caramel locks popped out "watch it!" Came the yell in a suspiciously familiar voice. Geralt steps back in shock as the figure rises "jaskier?" He says confused, watching bright blue eyes snap to his.

"Ah haha geralt!... fancy seeing you here here!" Comes the nervous reply.

Geralt tilts his head, "what? Uhnmm" geralt pointedly keeps his eyes on jaskiers face after a glance down his crushes' body and seeing it naked.

Jaskier laughs nervously and shuffles, pulling his cloak tighter around himself, edging towards the water.

Geralt follows him slowly "A selkie?" He murmurs "jaskier?" He says louder.

Jaskier flashes him a nervous grin "haha hey geralt..." his feet and in the water and he shuffles faster "what do a selkie and a ziploc have in common?" He shouts, starting to seal himself up in his coat.

Geralt stares at him "uhhhh"

Jaskier gives a nervous giggle before completely changing into his seal form and slipping between the waves.

Geralt gasps "ah....They're resealable"

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