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i need y’all to know that i am still ABSOLUTELY taking “joe hills got isekai’d into the protagonist of legends arceus” as like, the canonical explanation of what happened to him after big moon. he tries to fly to escape the big moon. he sees a brilliant shining light as he begins to think he didn’t escape. the light talks to him, he’s not really paying that much attention -
- and now his communicator has a weird phone case, he’s in a world where animals that command the elements keep on trying to attack him, and also inexplicably everyone is speaking with the stupidest accents imaginable. also all the animals that command the elements keep on trying to kill him, which like, isn’t THAT weird? animals try to kill him all the time at home! they’re normally just not, like, shooting electricity at him when they do it?
well, at least he gets a mouse that can breathe fire out of the deal! you should absolutely trust him with a mouse that can breathe fire. he won’t make poor decisions with that at all.
(after he gets back he tries to explain this and etho’s like. “that doesn’t sound like pixelmon.” and joe’s like “that’s because it’s pokesmon”. and etho’s like “fair enough.” i cannot decide if it’s funnier if he still has whatever pokemon end up being on him when he beats the game or not,)
I JUST LEARNED ETHAN WINTERS AND LEON KENNEDY ARE IN THE SAME FRANCHISE. THEY'RE BOTH RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS. HOW HAVE I NEVER PUT THIS TOGETHER I'VE KNOWN ABOUT RESIDENT EVIL FOR LIKE EIGHT YEARS??????