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dan in 2009: I've misplaced my straighteners
dan in 2017: I've misplaced my straightness
im just a girl, i see a man who died too young and i make it my whole personality
i love this mod ok
Lol Luna- them😂😂😂
Mizuki: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Draa: Aww-
Mizuki: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Mizuki walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Draa, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Draa, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Quote generator
HSHSJSBSNSBS THESE TWO-
Also this quote generator is so funny
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Draa: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Mizuki: ...What???
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Draa: Hello Mizuki, made anyone cry today?
Mizuki: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Mizuki: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Draa: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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GOD im so tired of fear mongering in the witch community, like PLEASE stop telling people to be afraid of rocks or tools or shit you found in the fucking woods.
"Don't let others look into your scrying mirror"
I will show whoever tf i want because I worked hard making it myself
"Cleanse a pendulum before use or bad spirits will come through"
LIES. The world doesn't fucking revolve around you or me, its very uncommon for energies to randomly harrass you.
"Protect yourself before every ritual OR ELSE"
NO. I will cleanse with smoke and say "no negative energies welcome" AND THAT IS ALL.
Just like in real life, things aren't out to get you! Treat spirits like people, most don't give a fuck about what you're doing. Protect yourself when you feel it is necessary. And yes, sometimes a negative energy might randomly latch on to you and make you feel sick for a day. BIG FUCKING DEAL. I feel like being afraid of every unknown magical energy is the same logic as being like "everyone in my life is going to hurt me." Its unrealistic. Relax.
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Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’
Hufflepuff: *shining a flashlight under the bed*
Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw? Are you ready to come out yet and interact with people?
Ravenclaw: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*
Hufflepuff: Understandable, have a good day.
hiiii i hope you’re doing great!! may i request dream texts where oc is so busy she’s not texting back and then dreamies say or send the meme “i showed u my dick pls respond”? AJEKWJAJ plsss if you have the time and if u want to 🫶🏼 it’s okay if not !!!!
Heyyy thank you for requesting, i haven’t seen the meme so i wasn’t sure what context its used in but i hope i did okay MINORS DNI
Glen's hair from recent photos looks like when Ponyboy had to dye his hair in The Outsiders it looks like peroxide its weird to see on him.