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You tell your friend that they, “Look like a bottom.” + “Submissive and breedable.”
GN!Reader ft. Bokuto, Kuroo, Ushijima.
Warnings: suggestive content, curse words.
Bokuto
Poor man chokes on water when the words left your mouth.
“A BOTTOM?!”
Holding back your snicker, you raise your brow, nodding; a serious expression on your face as you stare at the athlete right through his eyes.
“A BOTTOM?!“ He pauses, eyes widened in disbelief, "ME?! A bOTTOM!?”
He gasps, clearly offended. One brow raised, he jumps (almost spilling the glass of water in his hand) to you like a kid trying to pick a fight,
“LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE. DO I LOOK LIKE A BOTTOM?!”
You rub your ears, telling him that your eardrums are going to rupture with how loud he’s speaking,
“OKAY. Okay. Fine… BUT YOU DESERVE IT THOUGH? HOW- IN WHICH ANGLE AM I A BOTTOM? This is the worst thing you’ve said to me in 7 years, (Y/n). I’m hurt.”
He pouts, but there’s a playful glint in his eyes. He’s confident and he knows himself well. Far too well to understand that what you’d just said was completely false.
He played along anyway. You’ve been friends for seven years, but he wasn’t sure that you would want to know (do you?) about that part of him yet.
Yet.
"Well, you look submissive and breedable to me,” you joke, winking at Bokuto, which he replies with a raise of his brow,
“Mmhm,” He gulps the remaining water in his glass, “Surely this buff, tall volleyball player looks submissive and breedable,”
He grins, flexing his biceps as he stares down at you, “Suuuuuuurely.”
You squint your eyes, brows furrowed as you lean closer to his face, pretending to examine his features,
“Yeah, still looks like a bottom to me.”
“HEY! waIT- OI, THAT’S UNFAIR!”
Kuroo
…what did you just do?
Clearly, you don’t know the gravity of the situation…
Smug as hell. Squints his eyes as he stares you with a smirk before doing the tongue-in-cheek thing,
“Oh yeah? You think so?”
His voice literally dropped an octave. Why is the room suddenly so hot?
“Well, maybe i am. Maybe i’m not. You have to see for yourself.”
Your pride is on the line. Of course you’re not going to back out THAT easily. C'mon. It’s Kuroo we’re talking about, how many time do you wanna get bullied by this man?
So you went all out. With whatever is left of your confidence, you walk up to him, returns his smug smirk and tell him he looks submissive-
He didn’t expect that.
“Shit. You’re being bold today. Too bad you’re wrong though.”
“Well, you’re in denial.”
“Well, if you’re so adamant about me being submissive in bed, why not come and test it?”
His gaze meets yours. It’s a staring contest with tension, and you knew that whoever breaks it off first would lose,
But its Kuroo we’re talking about. The captain doesn’t even budge, his hand creeping up to your face. Strong, slightly calloused fingers cup your cheeks as he leans closer to you.
Your nose brushed with his.
And then….
He flicks your forehead. Hard.
“What did you expect, huh?”
Good luck. You’ll need it.
Ushijima
DO. NOT. SAY. THIS. TO. HIM.
WhY WOULD YOU DO IT????
He looks VERY confused. This 189.5 cm (6'2") man stares down at you like you just read hieroglyphs out loud.
His brow is furrowed. Guy is CONCENTRATING, like, he’s trying to remember if this was something important you told him in the past,
But whatever, they sound like compliments (and you always say nice things to him) so he just takes it as it is.
“Thank you. You also look, uhh, submissive and breedable today.”
LMFAOOAOAODKAKS
Now you ARE the one who’s taken aback. You’re lucky tendou isn’t around, or else…
“Toshi, do you know what submissive and breedable mean?”
“…should i be aware? It sounds nice.”
Do you feel bad yet?
“Well.. uhh..”
You seem confused to him. Why’d you even use those words if you don’t know what it means?
But it does have a nice ring to it though. He repeats the word in his head, typing it through his phone,
“Tendou is probably knowledgeable about this, wait a minute-”
“WAIT-”
Too late, really. Too late.
DING!
The reply came! Wow! Eyes skimming through the text, his brow gradually rises before he stares at you in silence.
“Tendou stated that it means you think i look like someone who likes being controlled during sexual activities.”
You freeze.
He SAID ALL OF THAT WITH a STRAIGHT FACE. WHILE STARING AT YOU. THROUGH YOUR SOul.
You shrug, telling him (while panicking internally) that its just a joke you read on twitter this morning. You wish you can get away with this?
No.
Tsk tsk.
“Good to know that it is a joke. Assuming about things you don’t know is rarely a good thing.”
He said that casually, but you knew he was slightly intrigued and perturbed by it. You swear you can see the corners of his lips quirk up a little,
“Now that i recognize its meaning, i know for sure that i could also say the same for you. You do look submissive and breedable.”
Good luck. You’ll need it. (2)