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Cooking class- Record of Ragnarok

THE BOYS TAKING A COOKING CLASS

Instructor- “ok men, first on the agenda is grabbing the ingredients! You will need eggs, flour, breadcrumbs, ice cream and some sugar and salt”

Raiden- “Do you want me to grab the ingredients?”

Thrud-“Go ahead raiden.. I got the dry stuff already so just grab eggs.”

Raiden-“Oh fuck. I crushed the carton.”

Shiva- God damn.. it’s not that hard to grab things lightly raiden!

“I’m a rough person.. isn’t that right thrud!?”

Buddha- “Don’t expect her to respond to that innuendo. NOW PICK UP THE EGGS AND GRAB A NEW CARTON! YOU’RE STOPPING ME FROM MAKING SWEETS!”

Qin- “Tameemon Raiden: a great sumo wrestler, lover, egg destroyer, and insolent buffoon.”

“EXCUSE ME MS EMPEROR.”

“I AM A MR AND YOU BEST BITE YOUR TONGUE PEASANT!” MEANWHILE-

Instructor- “Ok you four (sasaki and Poseidon with Lu bu and Thor ) next we need to dip the ice cream in the bread crumbs/corn flakes.” RAIDEN- “Did you all really have to go on without us?”

Thor and Poseidon- “We believed it was necessary. The weak get left behind.”

Qin- “excuse me. Do you know who I am. How strong I am.”

Instructer- “We don’t care now get to stepping and cooking before you all get kicked out.”

Kojiro- “Good going guys. Like he said just get to stepping…. It will do you better in the long run” he said menacingly.

A collective “Uhh”

Lu bu- “you did pretty well taking control. Surprised they listened to you, but you could slice them up easily.”

Thor- “I know a thing or two about control isn’t that right honey.”

Buddha-“Another innuendo? Really just cook already please!”

Suddenly the instructor takes off a mask and reveals himself to be Jack the Ripper..

“Class… This was the least elegant thing I’ve seen in a while. You all failed and I’m telling brunhilde. It was her idea of course.”

“BRUNHILDE!!”