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Cooking class- Record of Ragnarok
THE BOYS TAKING A COOKING CLASS
Instructor- “ok men, first on the agenda is grabbing the ingredients! You will need eggs, flour, breadcrumbs, ice cream and some sugar and salt”
Raiden- “Do you want me to grab the ingredients?”
Thrud-“Go ahead raiden.. I got the dry stuff already so just grab eggs.”
Raiden-“Oh fuck. I crushed the carton.”
Shiva- God damn.. it’s not that hard to grab things lightly raiden!
“I’m a rough person.. isn’t that right thrud!?”
Buddha- “Don’t expect her to respond to that innuendo. NOW PICK UP THE EGGS AND GRAB A NEW CARTON! YOU’RE STOPPING ME FROM MAKING SWEETS!”
Qin- “Tameemon Raiden: a great sumo wrestler, lover, egg destroyer, and insolent buffoon.”
“EXCUSE ME MS EMPEROR.”
“I AM A MR AND YOU BEST BITE YOUR TONGUE PEASANT!” MEANWHILE-
Instructor- “Ok you four (sasaki and Poseidon with Lu bu and Thor ) next we need to dip the ice cream in the bread crumbs/corn flakes.” RAIDEN- “Did you all really have to go on without us?”
Thor and Poseidon- “We believed it was necessary. The weak get left behind.”
Qin- “excuse me. Do you know who I am. How strong I am.”
Instructer- “We don’t care now get to stepping and cooking before you all get kicked out.”
Kojiro- “Good going guys. Like he said just get to stepping…. It will do you better in the long run” he said menacingly.
A collective “Uhh”
Lu bu- “you did pretty well taking control. Surprised they listened to you, but you could slice them up easily.”
Thor- “I know a thing or two about control isn’t that right honey.”
Buddha-“Another innuendo? Really just cook already please!”
Suddenly the instructor takes off a mask and reveals himself to be Jack the Ripper..
“Class… This was the least elegant thing I’ve seen in a while. You all failed and I’m telling brunhilde. It was her idea of course.”
“BRUNHILDE!!”
Record of ragnarok- Taking a walk/hike
Hlokk-“Jack.. can you carry me up the rest of trail my legs hurt!!”
Jack-“of course darling. Let this be known though I reminded you to wear hiking shoes.
Hlokk-“It’s about the aesthetics and looking good..besides since I have you it’s all good.”
Qin huang- “I understand completely. I must make note of this to remind my palace staff to provide proper transportation in all situations.”
Shiva- “You never stop talking about how you’re royalty.. Get over it.”
Qin-“Oh really mr I am the strongest and most relevant god in India and I have good dance moves! Make way for the king!”
Buddha- “Raiden, do you think it’s annoying when they just never stop arguing? I do. They need to be chill and find nirvana with me.. true inner peace.”
Raiden-“You cant forget about snacks too.”
———— -They both chuckle and fist bump———————————
Thor- “Lu, I’m going to sprain an ankle soon I bet.”
Obviously picking up on the suggestion he swiftly picked up Thor
Thor-“I could get used to this.”
Lu bu-“Your perfectly capable and more than strong enough to walk without injury but anything for you!”
Sasaki-“should we just run up to brunhilde and follow her instead of trailing behind these.. well bozos?
Poseidon-“I concur. It will take forever at this rate.”
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Brunhilde- “Greetings boys, after trekking up this mountain for train- I mean a fun outing, We are here! The field of flowers with a hot spring, cottage, and waterfall. Enjoy it..”
Buddha-“I LOVE YOU BRUNHILDE NIRVANA HERE WE COME!”
Raiden-“ILL RACE YOU TOO THE HOTSPRINGS?!”
Shiva-“You guys can’t forget about me!”
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With a massive splash the boys undress and ease their way into the hotsprings.
“Lets visit the waterfall kojiro, I can even show off my abilities there.”
“only if you make a rainbow.”
-hlokk- “Jack this field of flowers is beautiful.. truly takes my breath away.”
“These flowers can’t compare to your beauty.. my eyes are for you.. would you like a rose and some tea?”
“YES DARLING.. you treat me so well jack.”
-… Thor- “I know your not a man of so many words and neither am I but what about this cottage.”
Lu bu-“I don’t know about you but that bed looks pretty good right now..”
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Brunhilde-“I would say this was a successful miss- day out. I might as well join in on the hot springs as qin has made his way over there… and been dragged in.”
“RAIDEN AND BUDDHA!!! HOW DARE YOU.”
“LIVE A LITTLE emPoRER!”
“I guess boys will be boys.”
-A/N- (Lol it’s short but this is what I believe a day out would look like. I hope you enjoyed!!)