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So. Fun episode.

me if i was in a library

oop what could i be reading there?....

Disclaimer: my hatred of librarians is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my paranormal book at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior wit and brainpower from all the books they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about the Fears and hover just out of range of the book’s influence, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it affects only the reader who opens it, it’s very ineffective, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the metal pipe in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because librarians can only see books and magazines.