Toon X Cog? - Tumblr Posts
karma: tell me TOON..why did you do this chart and who are you and what do you do? and what gags do you use so every cog can avoid you at all costs! mr. wildtooth: im a tiger...i know the most rarest species for a toon! but uh...im an assassin...i get paid to kill..of course toons dont know this till probably now which yes i did screw myself over and gags i dont really use much but if i had too on the track...lure and trap karma: cool cool! now tell me why do you have a crush on a cog out of all things? mr. wildtooth: isnt [REDACTED] with one? karma: yea...? mr. wildtooth: so then why not you know? if i a relationship can work out with a toon and cog then im gonna test that too see if its actually possible for me anyways karma: you know your gonna have to fight me for [REDACTED]... mr. wildtooth: im pretty sure a pretty woman like herself would not want to date a plant who has the same intentions as [REDACTED]...that and i dont wanna be a #### ###### because i get paid by killing certain...##### and cogs...but that and i dont wanna manipulate her unlike you, you dirty weed... karma: ...i will hunt you down find where you live and put your #### in your own mouth!!... mr. wildtooth: i'd like to see you try mr. weed~ karma: OK BEFORE I LOOSE MY SHIT LETS DO THE LAST COG GUY FOR NOW!!
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remember its just a theory a ga- karma: ok stfu we get it its not like you said it 4 fucking times on instagram sheeeesh ok says the plant who surprisingly has crushes anyways this is more of a confession on why the fuck my characters like so and so fyi the characters that my characters mention will in fact be censored!! for uh reasons...ANYWAYS karma: i hope you know your in this too ah fuck- karma: SO LETS START WITH YOU SINCE YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!! karma: so why do you hate [REDACTED] so much ayy? ...cause from what i've been told by [REDACTED] that [REDACTED] i think likes likes [REDACTED] which uhhhh is why im not gonna kill him BUT I MAY UH arson :] karma: lord you need lessons on how to be a villain OK BUT WHY DO YOU LIKE [REDACTED] HUH?! ARENT YOU LIKE ASEXUAL?! karma: when they look like a badass woman then im into it besides i can fight for her since theres others who love her, also about the asexual thing- i've been questioning the sexuality so you like woman? karma: i am pan congrats ig- but yes i like woman its not like i got divorced by a woman before YOU WERE MARRIED?! karma: yes now shut your trap unless you want to go into detail on [REDACTED]~ ...no...NOT HERE ANYWAYS! karma: oh but i bet you want [REDACTED] sooo dead now do you?~ besides he's stealing [REDACTED] from you~ dont you want him dead? to have [REDACTED] do you know how to kill [REDACTED]? he is uh...you know karma: i've killed many cogs in my time of course i know how to kill [REDACTED] do you want me to teach you on how to be a villain?~ m-maybe... karma: hmm...tomorrow then maybe- ANYWAYS I WE GOT SO OFF TRACK!! UH UH UH ok Mrs. Wishes wishes: please just call me Wishes ok wishes...why do you hate [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED}? wishes: well you see those three boys look like some trouble and that woman...doesnt look so friendly...all of them remind me of well MY EX HUSBAND karma: sup ### wishes: this is why your luck is ####... karma: uh huh go suck a ##### wishes: *gasp* karma: ok this post is getting too long i suggest a part 2 besides its like 12:36am for you- uh yea ig i will do this tomorrow?