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Crowley (laying seductively in bed): Aziraphale, why don't you join me?

Aziraphale (sighing): put your shirt back on. We're in Ikea. People are staring.

*after Dean and Cas pull away from their first kiss*

Dean: I'm having an emotion, but I don't know what it is

Cas: happiness?

Dean: that's it! It's been so long I forgot what that was

Sam: are you in love with Cas?

Dean: no

Sam: then why do you write D+C everywhere?

Dean: it stands for... death and coffee

Lucifer: *starts to think about doing something stupid*

Chloe: no

*Dean and Cas staring at each other for the millionth time*

Sam: oh just kiss already

Cas:

Dean:

Dean: What!?

Sam *sarcastic*: oh no. Did I say that out loud?

Cas: why are you laying on the floor?

Dean: I'm depressed

Cas: okay

Dean: ...also I was stabbed

Cas: not okay

Lucifer: may I sit here?

Chloe:

Chloe: that's my lap

Lucifer: that doesn't answer my question

Cas *walks in wearing a slave Leia costume*: Dean, I don't understand why you wanted me to wear this

Dean: Cas, you were supposed to go to my room!

Sam: I knew it had to happen sooner or later, but I never expected this...

Lucifer: I'm the devil

Chloe: no

Lucifer *demonstrates his desire powers*: I'm the devil

Chloe: that's weird, but no

Lucifer *demonstrates his super strength*: I'm the devil

Chloe: no...

Lucifer *scares people out of their minds when she's not looking*: it's because I'm the devil

Chloe: no, there has to be a reasonable explanation

Cas: I am an Angel of the Lord, suck it!

Dean: Even if you weren't an Angel of the Lord, I'd still suck it

Sam *putting down his uno cards*: aaaaand I'm out