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Humanised POM headcanon: Rico has a bunch of marks and scars on his hands because he let Private bite them when he was teething as a baby
They are besties
They are evil
They are gay~
...
Can we make it any more obvious?

GOOD MORNING TPOM TUMBLR
been a while hasn’t it? WELL i doodled some ideas for an AU i have
its basically the penguins finding out doris is evil just like francis. I DONT KNOW IF THE FANDOM EVEN HAS A LICK OF PEOPLE ANYMORE
If they are anywhere they are on here i know that for sure. I missed y’all🐧
what are you’re skipper headcanons???? :))
hi btw!!
Hello there random human being :3
So, for our beloved mess of penguin/human being I headcanon that:
his actual name is: Anna Leo Weissman, but to avoid recognition after Denmark, he just sticked to Skipper (only Hans and Kowalski know real one)
born in Germany (more context there - tags: link) on 17.11.19xx
transmasc + biromantic + acespec
left handed but can also write with his right one
languages he knows: German, English, Danish, Spanish + little bit of Japanese and Polish (bc of Kowalski)
totally a cat person (especially since I gave them a cat -> Maryś/Mary)
as shown in tpom -> he likes building models of ships... but also lego models. He'd have couple of shelfs with his models presented =w=
(about "The return of the revenge of dr. Blowhole"): he hasn't regained all his memories until "The penguin who loved me" -> he has got most of his more recent memories but older ones, like from his childhood, were "locked" from him until he was snapped again with the mind jacker
at some point, he was in an actual relationship with Hans (...before "Denmark incident")
for sure has great health insurance... like basically all of the penguins, xd
has PTSD and insomnia/migraines from time to time (and possibly is neurodivergence)
... And I ran out of ideas what else to write =w=

This is like if Kowalski drew a map of the HQ, but Skipper made him redact part of it.
Private definitely wears an old jacket of Skipper’s from when he was younger. It was a little big at first but he’s grown into it

. . . So basically, Skipper's love language is making you sweat until you pass out
before i sleep does anyone ever think about that scene where the Vesuvius twins kidnap Skipper and the last thing Kowalski says to him is "i love you" as he watches him get taken away. he's never said that before has he. it's like tough love for them, Skipper doesn't go easy on him, keeping him sharp as a lieutenant. Neither is Kowalski open about his admiration/respect. They've probably never said those words to each other before. but in that scene...