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cv ships and the orange peel discourse:

will you peel an orange for your significant other if they ask you for one?

leon and sara: leon will be a little confused about how to go about how to peel an orange, but he’ll eventually figure it out and sara will be really appreciative. but who cares actually because the orange will probably be bitter. also leon has to be asked but that’s because neither of them know how to consume oranges

mathias and elizabetha: mathias will peel an orange without elizabetha having to ask. he might even give them to her in slices

trevor and sypha: sypha can ask for an orange and trevor will prepare it for her exactly how she likes it. he’ll even offer her two just in case

dracula and lisa: dracula will just make alucard get and peel the orange for lisa

hector and julia: hector will most likely give julia an unpeeled orange. but when she asks, he’ll not only peel it, but he’ll give them to her in little slices and take out any seeds

simon and selena: simon will ask what type of orange selena likes, he’ll ask her how she wants them, he’ll ask her how many, and he’ll peel and get rid of seeds

maxim, juste, and lydie: maxim will have to be asked to peel the orange, but he will. BUT he’ll also end up eating a portion just because he was asked to peel it. juste will grow and orange tree so that they can all enjoy oranges together. he will monitor the tree so that its fruit is always fresh and sweet

richter and annette: richter will take forever to peel an orange, but he will insist on opening it on his own so that annette doesn’t have to. he’ll even taste test the orange so it’s sweet enough for annette to eat.

richter and alucard:

hugh and nathan:

(derogatory)

shanoa and laura: if laura asks, even a single orange, shanoa will go out and grow an entire orange orchard. for laura. she will ensure that laura gets her vitamin c every day.

jonathan to charlotte:

soma and mina:

“i kinda… feel like an orange”

“i feel like a tomato :(”

“no, i want to eat an orange”

“well, there’s one in the kitchen”

“i don’t want to peel it though”

“i’ll peel it, cut it. bake it, sautée it. whatever you want”