Twisted Wonderland Floyd - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Yuu: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!

Jade, feeding the key to Floyd: Truly unfortunate.

Taking a first look at this, I'm going to want to set a number 4 for the exact same reasons. Also, number 3 doesn't seem so bad, either. If I would be unlucky enough to sit in 8, I would be caught in the middle of an argument that riddle is losing for 8 hours straight and be poked and prodded by Floyd for 8 hours straight. Boy would end up dead by the time we got to wherever we were going.

Now 7 wouldn't be as bad. I mean, I have silver behind me and 9 times out of 10 snoozing for the whole flight. Floyd's in front of me, though, so I still get poked and prodded (and have to listen to him teasing Riddle). And then I have Azul to the side of me. Azul would spend the majority of the flight trying to make a deal with me and Jamil probably.

Number 6 is a no-go as i have Jade to my side, which is terrifying. Anne Rook straight behind me. Though having Jamil in front of me is a nice added touch.

5 is okay. I have Malleus to one side (he'd just want to hang out, really), but then I have Rook to my other. Idia is behind me and Jade's in front of me. The latter is terrifying.

Now you would most definitely not catch me in seat number 1 because I probably have to listen to Sebek wine and complain for 8 hours straight that he didn't get to sit by Malleus. Though I would not mind having Lilia in front of me, and I feel like he would be a good fresh breath of air, and that I'd get to listen to some good stories from him. (Most of them probably about his boys)

Now 2 would be pretty energetic. Cater and Ace would be talking a lot or on their phones. I feel like it would be a good mixture of Cater talking to you and then focusing directly on his device. It would be a good connection time with Cater. Ruggie would probably do roughly the same. Though Kalim would definitely be turning around and talking to a lot. Oh, did I mention that this is also his plane?

Stumbled across this on twitter

Rook, beloved, I adore you and would enjoy sitting next to you but I don't know if I could handle being stuck between you and Malmal for eight hours straight 😭😂

Logically speaking, I would pick seat #3 because I'd be surrounded by some of my favs in every direction *and* I'd be sitting next to crewel-sensei <3

No nonsense and I could most likely enjoy the flight in peace 😭💀

I would have picked seat #7 because I love Azul and Jamil so much but they'd just make me feel sooooo single. Like no thank you 🥲 (plus I'm claustrophobic and am afraid of heights so unfortunately the window seat isn't the one for me)

I also wouldn't want to be stuck watching Floyd drive Riddle crazy the whole flight (I'm obviously avoiding seat #8 like the plague because I REFUSE to be seated between those two lmaooo would definitely end up getting caught up in the crossfire 💀)

I love Cater but Ace is sitting right behind seat #2...yeah pretty self-explanatory I think lol (it's also a window seat)

Noticed Trey, Deuce, Jack, Vil, Epel, and Ortho aren't here but I'd definitely sit with them since these guys wouldn't drive me nuts lol

Things my brother and I have said to eachother other that remind me of Floyd and Jade.

F. Is Floyd J. Is Jade

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F. "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THESE JALAPEÑOS POPPERS AIN'T SHIT. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE? THESE ARENT EVEN JALAPEÑOS, ITS TOO FUCKING SWEET. Now my fucking room smells like organic chicken".

♤

F. *blood gushing everywhere* "So my boss told me to take out my piercings for work and I can't put back in. Can you re-pierce it?".

J. "Um sure".

(One hour later)

J. "I'm sorry but I think I created a new hole.....".

J. "Why are you giving yourself a piercing?"

F. "Because I can"

J. "But when I give myself a tattoo, I get judged and you make fun of me"

F. "Um ... yeah"

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J. "I just want to watch White Chicks, eat Taco Bell and cry, ".

F. "Sounds like a good Friday night,".

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J. *wakes up at two in the morning* um, why are you on my computer?"

F. "I wanted to play Roblox Bingo, silly".

This was kinda rushed. But whatever, please send in request!

I GOT HIM! I GOT THE LITTLE EEL MAN

The NRC students as gen z’s obsession with eating tide pods:

Ace: *eating the tide pod on a dare*

Epel: *filming it*

Deuce: *trying to make Ace throw up while simultaneously on the phone with poison control*

Yuu: *laughing hysterically*

Silver: *confused*

Jack: *also filming it but morally conflicted about doing so*

Floyd: *watching Epel filming it and laughing*

Riddle: *at the dorms frantically looking for child safety locks to put on the laundry cabinets*

Malleus: *still trying to understand the meme*

For some reason, I see Floyd as a type of person to collect a lot of things that he saw when he came on the land, and I feel like he also stole a lot of things and never got caught, and he called these things his 'treasures' jsjsjsjsjzz

And he, for some reason (or maybe my annoying chocolate obsessed self wants to believe-) has a soft spot of children

Because, one of my headcanons for the Leech twins is that they lived in a more unfortunate part of Coral Sea and they were some of the more lucky ones, that still had their parents and Floyd become more of an older brother figure that likes to squeeze them in hugs and tease them, while Jade became the responsible but slightly more sinister older brother figure who also likes to tease their younger siblings.

(Also this is a little spoiler for the Child!Yuu part 4 , and I will bring an oc that is similar to irl me and Undertaker from Black Butler [I kin him, Kyouka from Bungou Stray Dogs, Mirabel from Encanto and Mori Ougai from Bungou Stray Dogs -- yeah I'm not okay--] and yeah-)

Jade: Floyd and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Yuu: *Sighing* What did Floyd do?

Jade: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Floyd: Who wants a steering wheel?

hi. its them again. sorry.