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The Uncle Sukuna whiplash has been CRAZY. I need him.

sukuna in a stardew valley au pt.ii

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When Sukuna first meets you, he thinks you just might be the most pathetic thing he has ever come across.

It's the first day of Spring. You had somehow managed to get your boots stuck in a muddy puddle. Judging by your flustered and sweaty appearance, Sukuna assumes you have been stuck for quite a while.

At first, he wordlessly watches as you try to free yourself by pulling at your right leg, oblivious to your left leg sinking further into the mud when you rest your entire weight on it. He almost pities you. Almost.

“What an idiot,” he mutters to himself, frowning.

It suddenly occurs to him that you may be the new Farmer.

Jin mentioned the other day that someone was coming to take over Kaisen Farm. Sukuna doesn't care about town gossip or other people's business . . . but he never expected them to be someone like you. It's glaringly obvious to him what sort of person you are. The type who grew up in the suburbs, worked a 9-5 office job in the city and is generally useless, ordinary and — worst of all — boring.

Out of everything a person could be, boring had to be the worst trait. Sukuna hates being bored.

And so it's the first time he meets you when Sukuna decides that he hates you already.

Just as he's about to leave you to your sludgy fate, he hears a yelp followed by a wet sploosh. He sighs, checking his watch.

Your first day in Jujutsu Valley is a memorable one, for all the wrong reasons.

Okay, maybe you're being a little dramatic. Technically, the morning starts out on a great note! Your bus arrives on time — despite your suspiciously sluggish driver — and you are warmly greeted by a lovely woman named Robin. She shows you the way to your grandfather's farm, where the mayor of the nearby town is waiting to welcome you to the local community.

“Everyone is looking forward to meeting you,” Mayor Lewis says cheerfully after you've been introduced to each other. He is an elderly man with a gray moustache and an old-fashioned sense of style. “The ‘New Farmer' is all anyone talks about these days! Once you're settled in, I do hope you'll pay the town a visit.”

After sharing a few more pleasantries and well wishes, the pair finally leave you to your own devices. You figure now is a good time as any to get to work. The farm itself wasn't much of a farm yet, quite frankly, so you start by clearing out some weeds and rocks until your arms feel sore from the labour.

Phew! What a workout. You check your watch, startled to discover that barely a couple hours have passed. It wasn't even 2:00PM, but you were already exhausted!

I suppose it'll take a while for me to get used to this lifestyle, you think to yourself. Only two weeks ago, you were still slaving away at your soul-sucking corporate job. You spent close to 50 hours a week sitting at your desk, mindlessly scrolling through spreadsheets and sifting through stacks of ‘important’ documents. It was an incredibly sedentary routine, so it's no surprise that a little physical exertion was enough to tire you out so quickly.

Instead of calling it a day, however, you decide that it might be a good idea to go into town for a late lunch. Lewis had mentioned a pub in the town centre that made a delicious Spaghetti Bolognese and the thought of a nice hot meal made your tummy rumble!

However, disaster struck before you could get anywhere near your delicious pasta. On your way to town, you had somehow stepped right into a deep muddy puddle. If only you had been looking where you were going instead of gawking at the natural scenery surrounding you! In your efforts to step out, you realise that your boots are firmly stuck in the mud. No amount of wiggling seems to help your predicament.

At some point, you even manage to fall backwards into the puddle. Your outfit — including the brand-new pair of overalls you bought from Target — is now coated in sticky mud. And worst of all, your boots are still stuck!

“This is the worst day of my life,” you mutter, sulking as you struggle to stand up.

“It sure looks like it.”

You whip your head around so quickly that you wobble, nearly losing your balance again. “Oh! I didn't see you there.”

You stare at the man as he frowns at you from a distance, showing no intention of moving any closer.

There are two things you notice first about his physical appearance. The first is that his face is covered in tattoos. His eyes, dark and a little cold, are framed by intricate black tattoos. The markings also frame his jawline and cross the bridge of his nose, accentuating his angular and sculpted features. The second thing you notice is his hair, which is a soft shade of pink and a striking contrast to the dark intensity of his tattoos. His hair adds a touch of warmth to his otherwise intimidating appearance.

In short, he's beautiful.

Even though he's wearing a long sleeved top, you can tell that he's quite muscular. It's only when he raises an eyebrow that you become aware that you're gawking at him as he waits for you to speak.

“Um, h-hi,” you finally stutter, cheeks warming under his critical gaze. “Sorry, I, uh, got stuck in the mud.”

His frown only deepens. “I can see that.”

“I could really use your help, if — if you don't mind.” You offer him an awkward smile. It probably looks more like a grimace.

The man says nothing for a moment, as though considering your request. He then walks towards you. Just when you think he's going to help, he only walks around you.

“H-hey! Where are you going?”

You watch as he approaches a nearby tree and rips off one of its low-hanging branches. He turns towards you again.

“You're filthy. I'm not touching you.” He extends the branch. “Grab onto this.”

Though you almost fall on your face, this mysterious man manages to extract you from the puddle after just one absurdly strong pull.

“Thank you,” you mumble, a little sheepishly.

“You're the new Farmer,” he observes, ignoring your gratitude. It's not a question, but you find yourself nodding anyway.

“That’s right. Nice to meet you!” You smile politely, extending a hand. “My name is —”

“Don’t bother.” He tosses the branch away before stuffing both hands into his pockets. Again, he looks at you with a critical expression. “You'll be gone in three days, anyway.”

Your smile falters. “H-huh?”

“If you can't make it out of a puddle without help, then there's no way you'll be able to run an entire farm on your own.”

His blunt words feel like a smack to the face. Ouch!

He looks at his watch, frowning. “Fuck, I'm late.”

The man swivels around and walks away. You open your mouth to stop him, but what could you possibly say? After all, he isn't exactly wrong. You've never been on a farm your entire life. Everything you know about farming was learned while scrolling through Tiktok.

You watch as his figure disappears into the distance, hunger long forgotten. For the first time since you arrived in Jujutsu Valley, you feel like you've made a huge mistake in coming here.

Author's note: this has not been proofread! Will edit and try to make this look pretty later. Thanks for reading! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

how have I never thorght of this it all makes sence now🫸🏼🤯🫷🏼

oh my god is that why sukuna has double sets of eyes and limbs because he ate his twin in the womb and like absorbed him????

Yuuji gets a found family and then bam, reverse uno card. His fucked up biological family randomly start appearing and try to kill him in roundabout ways as part of a big plot conceived before he was. That's it..thats the entire plot of jjk

family doodles

Sukuna be really pulling his nephew's leg for no reason. King of Curses my ass, that's king of pettiness right there (￢‸￢)

LMFAO why did they do him like that 😭🤚

Hiiii, I have a request. Imagine a highschool AU where reader has a massive crush on Sukuna but she thinks he has a thing with Uraume, but he actually likes her. Ok ok, so hear me out. Reader is childhood friends with Yuuji and Sukuna and she notices how Sukuna and Uraume have been hanging out a lot. So she asks Yuuji if Sukuna is going to prom and he says yes, and that he is probably going with Uraume. So reader is sad and doesn't want to go to prom anymore even after already buy her dress. Buttt, the day before prom, Sukuna and Reader end up talking and she mentions how he and Uraume are going together and he is confused.  Then they both confess and end up going together. Pleaseeeeee make this as angsty as possible, I love me some good angst😫

A/N: Gotchu pookie!! Sorry if this looks rushed, I had a hard time writing this

Warnings: angst, miscommunication, female aligned reader, bodyshaming, self-hatred, mentions of teen pregnancy, everyone is OOC too much for my taste I apologize for that.

Prom.

If there was one thing (Name) hated, it was waiting for a text. It felt vulnerable, and it felt weak or pathetic really.

[You] > Suki

Hey, what's your plans this weekend?

Read 11:56 am

(Name) sighed, scrolling through Instagram, seeing the girls from her class post sneak peaks of their prom dress.

"SISSSSYYYYYYYYY!" (Name) flinched as Yuuji jumped into her lap.

"Yuuji, don't scare me like that!" (Name) sighed as she removed the five year old from her lap.

Yuuji pouted, "You're supposed to be spending time with me!!! Not uncle suki!". He huffed.

Three years ago.

"Ew why does he look like that" Sukuna scowled.

Sukuna let out of a cry of pain as he was hit on the back of the back of the head. "Quiet boy!" Watsuke yelled.

The family was in shambles at the moment. Jin calling Sukuna at 3 a.m. saying that a girl that he met a party a while back, hit him up saying she was in labor, que the family freaking out and lucky for you, since you slept over, you got to see Sukuna's new nephew!!

Don't ask about the custody battle.

"Where is Sukuna anyways? I thought he was supposed to be babysitting you, not leaving me with you".

Yuujis face filled with dread.

"Not that I don't like hanging out with you!!! You're like family to me!!".

Yuuji got off the couch to go to his toybin, "I don't knooowww he said he was going to hang with....Ur-... Urau".

(Name) felt sad, "Uraume?".

"Yeah!! Them!". Yuuji handed (Name) an action figure, "Okay, you, so you can be captain, but I have to be Spiderman!".

"If you're not going to let us see the dress we are leaving".

'Let's go shopping together they said! It will be fun! We'll get boba and lunch!!' (Name) mumbled, then groaned before moving the curtain. "I feel like a pig in a dress, what's the theme again?".

Suguru looked up from his phone, "I'm sure it's like, 'Stary night'.

Satoru came out of the dressing room next to (Name), wearing a dress, "Suguru check it out! I look like a chic!!". Suguru looked at Satoru with disinterest while Satoru laughed like a manic.

The two boys erupted in laughter, Shoko appearing towards (Name)'s side, "ignore those two, you look great".

When (Name) looked at herself in the dress, she could only see her flaws, like how her boob's didn't fit properly or how it didn't hug the right places. "Maybe this isn't the one".

A bang on the wall intrupted (Name) from her thoughts, "Hurrryyyy up!!! Suguru wants go to the arcade!" Satoru whined. (Name) frowned, sighing and taking off the dress .

"Oh my God, yes!!!". Cheers and claps echoed the hallway, another prom proposal accepted. (Name) watched the happy couple celebrate down the hall, "gross right?". (Name) whipped her head around to see Sukuna.

(Name) smiled softly, "I think it's sweet".

Sukuna hummed.

"Unlike a certain someone who dumped me with babysitting duty".

"Tsk." Sukuna grabbed your bag, "AP Chemistry, right?". (Name) nodded before quickly ran behind him.

"Class, please settle down, I understand prom is in a few days, but I need you guys to finish this senior project, which is due next week."

Uraume sat next to (Name), "Did you grab the beakers?"

"Oh no sorry, let me grab them real quick".

"It's fine, I'll grab us some goggles while I'll grab them".

"Okay, thanks Uraume".

It's not that (Name) hated Uraume or disliked them. It was just- maybe envy? Uraume went to the same middle school as Sukuna, while (Name) only went to elementary together. Maybe it was a good thing (Name) didn't go to middle school with Sukuna and Uraume since they both got suspended....

"Hey are you listening?".

(Name) blushed, "oh, sorry, I zoned out"

Uraume nodded, "I was asking if you grab your prom dress yet... you know small talk".

"Oh... not yet, what about you?".

Uraume turned on the bunsen burner, "Well, I'm not going, but Sukuna wants to ditch prom for some frat party close by-".

Static. (Name) suddenly couldn't hear Uraume's monotone voice. Why was she upset? I mean, Sukuna was never the type to go to a dance or school get-together. Why is she upset? Why can't she connect to Sukuna like she used to? Why doesn't she get invited out-

Uraume looked over at (Name), "(Name) are you okay?".

"Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just so tired".

"So are you going?". Shoko sat on (Name)'s bed watching the girl mope in bed.

"I don't know Shoko... is there a point?".

Shoko sighed, "you know, not going because of one boy is kinda pathetic"

(Name) rolled hed eyes, "Wow, thanks."

"You could go with me. And Suguru-"

(Name) was slient, "I don't even like how I look".

"I do".

(Name) gagged, "Stop it Shoko".

Shoko was quiet for a minute, she walked to (Name)'s window, opening it, then grabbing a ciggerate from her purse,"Listen, we care about you. And it sucks to see you down because of one guy. Don't ruin this experience by not going. "

(Name) bit her lip, clutching the comforter tighter, "I guess...".

Shoko took the ciggerate out of her mouth, flicking it out of the window then going back to lay down next to (Name) on the bed, "There's my favorite girl, let's go last minute shopping with Utahime."

"You don't to dress for anyone! Jesus, pick something that fits you!". Utahime ranted as she went through the clothing rack.

Utahime was literally foaming at the mouth, "No, that color doesn't suit your tone- Definitely not feathered- Shoko!!!! Did you find anything in theme?".

Shoko looked up from her phone, looking at a clothing rack. "Here, you can't go wrong with black-"

"Black is for formals and funerals."

"She could be a black hole."

"Shoko no."

(Name) looked at the black sparkly dress, it was long and looked fitted. "Um, this looks like it hugs".

"That's the point-"

Utahime looked at the dress, "Well, go try it on!"

(Name) was shoved into a dressing room.

'Why am I so nervous? And sweaty, Jesus christ (Name) get it together. "

The dress was beautiful, really, but in (Name)'s mind, all she could see was the flaws. It was like a black oozing leaking from her brain and affecting her body, small things making bigger outcomes.

Shoke helped herself into the dressing room, "SHOKO!".

"What your dressed".

"What if I wasn't?!".

"You look amazing to me".

(Name)'s face went red, "oh hush!".

"I think you should get it"

(Name) looked at herself in the mirror. It was pretty, and it did kinda made feel better about herself.

"Sse you're smiling, that's a good sign!". Shoko wrapped her arms around (Name)'s neck.

Prom night was the worst, (Name) felt like she didn't deserve this or Shoko, she forced herself to get ready and everytime the time got closer, the temptation to just cancel plans got harder.

(Name) looked at herself in the mirror, she looked amazing but felt like shit. (Name)'s phone rang, echoing in the room.

"Hello?"

"Hey are you home?"

(Name)'s heart stopped, "Sukuna?"

"Yeah?"

"Why did you call me?".

"...are you home?"

"I mean, yeah, but-"

"Cool, I'm coming in"

"Wait what-".

The line died and the door opened.

"Sukuna! You can't just-".

Sukuna was quiet, "dont call me that please".

(Name) was shocked, and Sukuna was very out of character, "you dyed your hair".

"I did".

The two stood in silence.

"Are... you going to prom?".

(Name) crossed her arms, "No I just like to dress pretty".

"You're beautiful".

Sukuna took a deep breathe, "I don't deserve you. You've been there for me and I haven't been there for you".

"...Suki"

"I'm so selfish, I want you. I don't wanna go to prom and have to share your attention"

"Now Sukuna... you can't have (Name) to yourself all recess.... what if she wants to play with her other friends- "

Sukuna looked at the teacher with a glare, the five year old's face was red, "NO!"

"Now, Sukuna... that's not how we express our anger let's go to the quiet corner for now".

(Name) watched as Sukuna pouted in the corner of the room, walking to him and sitting besides him in silence.

(Name) wrapped her arms around Sukuna, "it felt like you were pushing me away.... I noticed that you were only hanging out with Uraume....I thought you two were dating for a bit".

Sukuna made a gagging noise, "ew no".

"So that's your plan... getting suspended?" Uraume looked up at Sukuna.

"Yep and I want your help".

Uraume shrugged their shoulders, "okay".

(Name) hummed, "what now?"

"Do you wanna go to prom with me?".

"Hmm, I kinda didn't want to go anyways, maybe we can just chill here".

A ringing intrupted the two.

'Crap I forgot about Shoko'.

"Why dont you go, save me a dance?"

(Name) smiled softly, "sure".

Sukuna walked (Name) to Shoko's car, grabbing her hand before she could get in, "I... I like you alot... it's hard to... describe..".

(Name)'s heart fluttered, a smile grew upon her face, "I love you too Suki".

Small snip,

"Unlce Suki!!"

"What brat".

"I wanna be just like you when I grow up".

Sukuna looked at the three year old with distain.

"What makes you think that-"

"We have the same hair color and and the same birth marks-"

Sukuna dyed his hair black that night, causing Jin and their father to try and calm an inconsolable Yuuji.

i’m soft AF

I should have drawn Uncle Sukuna, it's too much for me to handle

Yuji puts stickers on his face and makes rings out of paper to imitate his cool uncle.

uncle kuna 😔🤲🏽