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Kind of Witcher S3 spoilers !!!! But just a funny!!!
My beloved (who is a musician ironically enough) who I often base my incorrect Witcher texts off of because we act like Geralt and Jaskier | Dandelion watching S3 and his reaction to Valdo is priceless

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Prompt 54
Jaskier's been asleep for over three days straight now. Just went to bed like normal one night and never woke up. He still has a steady heartbeat, and is of perfect health, he just won't... Wake up. As Geralt rides off to find a cure, he notices that there are other people falling asleep seemingly at random throughout the continent. He figures out it's everyone who has listened to a one of Jaskier's songs recently, whether performed by Jaskier or not. I like to think it's some curse Valdo paid for that backfired way out of control, "Make people fall asleep during Jaskier's performances" type of thing But the VOTW (Villain Of The Week) is really up to you, darlings