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Vampire bats also share food by puking in each other’s mouths so uuuhhh....Morbi boy...

Idk what morbius is so I googled it and I found this wiki page and

Now I'm no bat expert but I'm pretty sure this means Morbius wakes up to find a whole colony of bats grooming him because that's what bats do.

Also a vampire bat thing, they evacuate their whole bladder while feeding to maintain fly weight, so I can only assume that when his little bat friends aren't licking him clean and potentially giving him rabies, Morbius is eating people and peeing down his own leg.

I can accept that there's a vampire but the second you put irl vampire bats in the mix I expect you to not slander them. Vampire bats already get a bad rap they don't need to be dragged down by Jared Leto

I like to think that Drac does shave when he impersonates Jonathan and he just grows a new mustache every morning.