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Vampire Bats Also Share Food By Puking In Each Others Mouths So Uuuhhh....Morbi Boy...
Vampire bats also share food by puking in each other’s mouths so uuuhhh....Morbi boy...
Idk what morbius is so I googled it and I found this wiki page and
Now I'm no bat expert but I'm pretty sure this means Morbius wakes up to find a whole colony of bats grooming him because that's what bats do.
Also a vampire bat thing, they evacuate their whole bladder while feeding to maintain fly weight, so I can only assume that when his little bat friends aren't licking him clean and potentially giving him rabies, Morbius is eating people and peeing down his own leg.
I can accept that there's a vampire but the second you put irl vampire bats in the mix I expect you to not slander them. Vampire bats already get a bad rap they don't need to be dragged down by Jared Leto
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