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You are a genius

I liked your idea very much

The idea of animals also going to hell Like their owner True genius

Vox headcanon time! 📺💙🦈

Right so I've had this for a while so I might as well put this out there, cause idea is so cute to me I can't.

Okay so we all know Vark, right?

Well here's an idea.

Well, meet Vark and Bark! (Vark obviously being the hammerhead and Bark being the other one)

I've always liked this idea of Vox being such a dog person when he was alive and the thought of him having 2 massive huskies he could cuddle when things got tough is sweet. Vox was a CEO, and instead of hiring bodyguards like a normal person he got guard dogs. 2 huskies that can rip apart someone's flesh with just a click of Vox's fingers and he loved them with all his heart.

When someone crossed him he'd just give the order, watch Vark and Bark claw and rip apart a body with a smile, gore and all and then be like "Do my babies want a treat, do my wil' babies wanna snack?" like nothing happened

Which is why when Vox died he spent his first week in hell just wondering if his sons were okay. Until a few years later when Vox is in an aquarium, 2 sharks slam up their noses against the glass to look at him and follow him pressed up against the glass wall. At first he's like 'What the fuck' but when he realises it's them and that his dogs ended up in hell with him he buys them. Not for sale? Don't care, he's the CEO of Voxtech, He'll buy the goddamn aquarium if he has to.

And that's exactly what he did.

(PS. Alastor fucking hates Vox's baby voice, with a passion. He's like "stop talking like it can understand you it's an animal" and Vox gasps in response)